Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin Description

Stewie Griffin is a 1-year-old baby with a single goal: Total world domination. He has the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille," in which he was incarcerated for nine gruelling months. Stewie has vowed to defeat his mother's matriarchal tyranny and topple the "gynocracy" she rules. Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far (from a box of chocolates filled with active grenades to a barrage of arrows shot straight for her head) doesn't mean she's in the clear yet. Stewie might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her uppance shall come! In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone, toilet training and his need for parentally provided sustenance, Stewie would have already gained control over most of the third world, including Canada. Until his dominion over all mankind comes to fruition, anyone or anything that interferes with his grand plan shall be destroyed. And if he can create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think he won't be able to control you, hmmm?
As for the other members of his family, Stewie is utterly disgusted by his father and brother, while at times he pledges not even to know his sisters name. Another love-hate relationship, however, is Stewie and Brian, the obvious duo of the group, but obvious enemies as well.

Famous Quote:

Yes, I'm absolutely Coo-coo for crack

I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Stewie ist ein einjähriges Baby mit nur einem Ziel: die totale Weltherrschaft. Er hat die Stimme und Auftreten eines schlechten Rex Harrison, aber er feierte gerade erst den Geburtstag seiner Flucht aus dem verfluchten Eierstock-Gefängnis seiner Mutter, in das er für 9 zermürbende Monate eingesperrt war. Eigentlich hätte Stewie schon längst die Kontrolle über den grössten Teil der dritten Welt inklusive Kanada an sich gerissen, wenn er nicht so wenig Muskeln hätte und mehr Unterhalt von seinen Eltern bekommen würde. Solange er noch nicht die Herrschaft über die gesamte Menschheit hat, wird alles und jeder, der seinen grossen Plan stört, vernichtet. Und wenn er eine Maschine bauen kann, die das Wetter kontrolliert, was macht dich so sicher, dass er nicht auch dich kontrollieren kann, hmmm?

Le petit dernier de la famille. Et pas le plus bête. Il a un an et rêve de dominer le Monde. Il considère le reste de la famille pour une bande d’abrutis et redoute particulièrement les faits et gestes de sa mère. Il déteste tout le monde, et attend son heure pour appliquer ses funestes desseins.