Homer Simpson Description
A devoted husband, Homer leaves his wife with few complaints.
When pressed however, Marge did once acknowledge to a marriage
counselor that Homer "forgets birthdays, anniversaries,
holidays (both religious and secular), chews with his mouth
open, hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes, blows
his nose in the towels and puts them back in the middle, and
scratches himself with his keys." Despite these few foibles,
Homer loves his family, and he'll do just about
anything to prove it even if that means making himself look
foolish.
Homer works at Springfield's nuclear power plant as a safety
inspector, a job he secured after passing the specialized
training course on his third attempt. Once during a strike,
Homer's critical functions could be filled only by a brick
placed on a lever. Homer was also voted Springfield Nuclear
Power Plant Toxic Waste Handler of the Month in October of
1990.
Homer's favorite book and/or pamphlet is "So, You've
Decided to Steal Cable," which also happens to be the
most recent book and/or pamphlet he has read. When he's not
reading, Homer enjoys drinking beer, at home or in a bar.
His favorite haunts include Moe's Tavern, Greasy Joe's Bar-B-Q
Pit, Gulp 'N' Blow, and The Frying Dutchman, which he almost
put out of business on its "All You Can Eat Night."
Since then, Homer's picture has hung in the restaurant, where
he's known as "Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake."
Sometimes frustrated at being fat and bald, Homer enjoys flashbacks
now and again, which show him fat with a full head of hair.
Two things, though, always remain constant for Homer, no matter
what happens to him: his happy-go-lucky nature and his love
for Marge and his kids.
Il est l'homme et l'idiot de la famille. La meilleure place
en ville d'après Homer : Tavern chez Moe ! Dans sa
longue vie, Homer a travaillé dans plusieurs domaines
dont vendeur de couteaux, dresseur de chien, faisait parti
du groupe de musique : The Be Sharps, au service à
l'auto dans un restaurant, croupier au casino de Mr.Burns,
astronaute, mascotte pour une équipe de base-ball,
manager de la chanteuse country Lurleen Lumpkin, Mr. Plow,
caissier dans le Kwik-E-Mart, remplaçant de Smithers,
faisait partie de la troupe de Krusty, boxeur, receveur de
boulet dans l'ventre (Mr.Ventre d'acier), pour 2 émissions,
il a interprété la voix de Poochie, l'ancien
nouveau personnage de Itchy and Scratchy Show, opérateur
au secteur G7 dans la centrale nucléaire et quelques
autres. Homer a un frère qui s'appelle Herb Powell.
Lors de sa première rencontre avec Herb, Homer lui
fait perdre tout son argent en inventant une abominable voiture
...mais plus tard Herb se refait une fortune en inventant
une machine a comprendre les voix des bébés.
Il a remporté plusieurs trophées lors de retrouvaille
des finissants du High School de 74, dont celui de l'étudiant
ayant le + engraissé.
Homer est déjà allé dans une hôpital
pour les fous... mais cela fut par erreur. On le condamna,
car il portait une chemise rose au travail.
Il a aussi fait parti d'une secte, mais que presque tous les
personnages en faisait déjà parti : Les tailleurs
de pierres. Chacun avait son propre #. Celui de Homer était
le 908. « Avec 10 000 $ on sera millionnaires !! »
Homer J. Simpson: El clasico padre flojo y peresoso que ama
a su familia. En su casa es la major figura de autoridad,
capaz de matar a Bart cuando mas se lo merece (o cuando se
le plazca). Homero pesa 120 Kilos, es calvo y toda la gente
lo cree incopetente, pero segun el mismo es un padre modelo.
Lo que mas le gusta hacer es mirar TV, dormir en el trabajo
y comer (Especialmente rosquillas). Homer es muy quisquilloso,
capaz de enviar a sus hijos a una academia militarisada (Y
lo ha hecho, en serio !). Homero es, en conclucion, mitad
ogro, mitad humano.
Nome: Homer Jay Simpson
Età: 38 anni (è nato lo stesso giorno di quello
del suo cane)
Impiego: addetto alla sicurezza della centrale nucleare di
Springfield, Settore 7G
Quoziente Intellettivo: 0 (Dio gli deve un cervello)
Hobby: vegetare davanti alla TV per ore, mangiare qualsiasi
cosa (ciambelle e costolette di maiale) che gli capiti a tiro,
rubare oggetti personali dalla casa di Flanders, frequentare
il Jet Market e il bar di Boe , bere birra (esclusivamente
Duff). Segni Particolari: Marchio dei Tagliapietre (sulla
schiena), numerose botte in testa, Sindrome di Homer ( ha
uno strato di liquido che protegge il cervello superiore alla
norma). E' ingrassato di 40 chili per poter lavorare a casa,
è stato assunto come guardia del corpo dal sindaco
Quimby, ha venduto i cani che hanno fruttato 20 milioni di
dollari al Sig. Burns,ha un quadruplo bypass al cuore, ha
mangiato tutte le scorte di un ristorante di pesce, ha mangiato
2 chili di farina, è stato il capo del sindacato della
centrale nucleare ( o NUCULARE come la lui la definisce!!!!),
è stato il Vice Presidente Junior della SupercompuGlobalIpermeganet,
gli si è chiuso un ponte in testa, ha lavorato come
dipendente al Jet Market ecc, ecc.
Il nome Homer deriva dal padre di Matt Groening.
Homer arbeitet (oder schläft, wie man es nimmt;) im
Atomkraftwerk von Springfield. Im Moment ist er als Sicherheitsinspektor
in Sektor 7G beschäftigt..
Seine Hobbys sind essen (Donuts, Schweinekotlett,Tulpenblüten(!)
und alles was essbar ist, was Homer aber nicht so genau nimmt),
Fernsehen und Moe's Bar. Er ist wahrscheinlich die einfälltigste
Person in ganz Springfield, was an sehr vielen Beispielen
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