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| | Christopher Reeve VS. George Reeves | reply |
| | PLAYA: I would to see Christopher Reeve and George Reeves fight |
| | jacob steele: DEAR DEATHMATCH ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT HERES SOME NEW FIGHTS ITS CALLED TOUGH ENOUGH FOR YOU
1. MICHEAL JACKSON VS THE ARTIST FORMELY KNOWN AS PRINCE
2. MATT HOFFMAN VS DAVE MIRRA
3. STEVE-O AND CHRIS PONTIUS VS UMAGA
1. MICHEAL JACKSON VS THE ARTIST FORMELY KNOWN AS PRINCE
IN A BATTLE OF CRAZED UP CREEPY POP SEX GODS OF THE 80'S WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFFERE MC HAMMER
FIRST MICHEAL MOONS DANCES AND SMACKS PRINCE BUT PRINCE GRABS MICHEALS HAND AND RIPS IT OFF BUT MICHEAL COMES BACK AND KICKS PRINCE INTO THE ROPES THEN HE DOES THE ROBOT BY KICKING AND PONCHING PRINCE THEN PRINCE BLOCKS THE BLOW AND HE GETS ON THE ROPES AND JUMPS ON MICHEAL AND THEN MICHEAL PUSHES PRINCE AND HE LANDS ON MC HAMMER AND HE TAKES A HAMMER AND SMASHES PRICES HEAD TO PIECES THEN MICHEAL IS LIKE I'M THE WINNER SO MC HAMMER THEN SMASHES MICHEALS HEAD TO PIECES WINNER MC HAMMER
2. MATT HOFFMAN VS DAVE MIRRA IN A BIKE FIGHT BUT ADDED WITH 2 RAMPS IN THE RING SO FIRST MATT ENDOS DAVE RIGHT OFF HIS BIKE THAN DAVE TABLETOPS ON MATT PUSHING HIM DOWN SO THAN DAVE GOES UP THE RAMP AND DOES A 180 OFF AND LANDS ON MATT SO THEN MATT GOES UP THE RAMP AND DOES A 540 AND HE CRUSHES DAVE AND THEN MATT DOES A TAILWHIP ON DAVE AND DAVE HAS A IDEA HE TIES A ROPE TO MATTS TIRE AND THEN HE GOES UP THE RAMP AND HE DOES A FAKIE AND HE LANDS ON MATT CRUSHING HIM TO DEATH BUT MATT GETS UP ON HIS BIKE TIES DAVE UP AND MATT GOES UP THE RAMP PERFORMS A FLAIRE COMES DONE AND CRUSHES DAVE IN A BUNCH OF PIECES WINNER MATT HOFFMAN
3. STEVE-O AND CHRIS PONTIUS VS UMAGA
IN A REMATCH FROM OCTOBER AT RAW SO FIRST THE WILDBOYZ OR JACKASS COME IN THE RING AND UMAGA COMES IN WITH HIS MANAGER AND UMAGA RUNS UP AND TACKALS STEVE-O BUT CHRIS HELPS HIS FRIEND BY PUNCHING UMAGA AND STEVE-O TAKES A GOLDFISH AND SAWOLLAS IT AND PUKES IT OUT ON UMAGA SO THEN CHRIS TAKES STEVE-O AND THEY PLAY CHICKEN BY HITING UMAGA BUT UMAGA GETS UP AND PUNCHES THEM OUT OF THE RING THEN UMAGAS MANAGER STARTS KICKING STEVE-O BUT CHRIS THROWS HIM ON UMAGA AND UMAGA GETS SO BLIND HE THINKS HIS MANAGER IS CHRIS AND HE RIPS HIS MANAGERS HEAD OFF SO THEN STEVE-O AND CHRIS PONTIS JUMP OFF THE ROPE AND LAND ON UMAGA THEN THEY TIE UP UMAGA AND STEVE-O TAKES OUT THE NAIL GUN FROM THE BUTTERFLY STUNT AND NAILS UMAGA TO THE POST AND THEN PONTIUS TAKES A ROMAN CANDALE AND THEY EACH HAVE ONE AND THEY AIM IT AT UMAGA AND THEY BLOW UMAGA IN HALF WINNER THE WILDBOYZ/JACKASS STEVE-O AND CHRIS PONTIUS |
| JACOB:  HEY DEATHMATCH PUT THIS FIGHT ON MY DOG DIED MY DAD JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK SO HERES YOUR THEME 70'S LAST NIGHT WITH SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR TOMMY CHONG AND THERES A DISCO BALL ON THE TOP OF THE ARENA AND EVERY BODY IS DRESS IN 70'S CLOTHES THE FIGHTS ARE
1. A 70'S ACTOR/SINGER FIGHT AS DAVID CASSIDY VS LEIF GARRIT
2. A HUSBAND AND WIFE TAG TEAM FIGHT SONNY/CHER VS JOHNNY/JUNE
3. THE LAST OF THAT 70'S SHOW TOURNEMENT DANNY MASTERSON
VS DON STARK VS KURTWOOD SMITH VS LAURA PREPORN
1. DAVID CASSIDY VS LEIF GARRIT
THEY HAVE INSTURMENTS AND TVS TO FIGHT WITH SO FIRST DAVID TAKES A GUITAR AND SMACKS LEIF IN THE HEAD BUT LEIF TAKES A TV AND BREAKS IT ON DAVIDS HEAD SO THEN LEIF GRABS A DRUM AND JAMMING IT ON DAVIDS BACK SO DAVID IS DAY DREAMING SO NOW DAVID RECOVERS QUICKLY AND TAKES THE DRUM STICKS AND SHOVES THEM THROUGH BOTH OF LEIFS SIDES BUT LEIF GRABS DAVID BY ONE LEG AND JUMPS ON DAVID HURTING HIM SO NOW DAVID COUNTERS LEIF BY TAKING A KEYBORD AND HE TAPES LEIF TO THE BOTTOM AND STARTS PLAYING SO LEIF PUNCHES THROUGH AND GRABS DAVID SO HE SCREAMS AND HIS BROTHER SHUAN CASSIDY COMES AND HE AND DAVID GRAB LEIF AND THEY SHOVE HIM IN THE DVD PLAYER AND THEY HOOK IT UP TO A TV PUSHES IT ON PLAY AND IT DEYSTROYS LEIF AND BLOOD COMES OUT WINNERS THE CASSIDYS
2. A HUSBAND/WIFE FIGHT SONNY/CHER VS JOHNNY/JUNE
SO FIRST THEY BRING THE 3 BACK FROM THE DEAD AND THEY START TO FIGHT SO JOHNNY TAKES HIS GUITAR AND BREAKS IT ON SONNYS HEAD SO THEN CHER STARTS BEATING UP JUNE SO SONNY GETS OUT AND HE HITS JOHNNY FOR A WHILE AND JUNE KNOCKS CHER OFF HER SO JOHNNY AND JUNE TEAM UP WHILE CHER AND SONNY RECOVER SO CHER JUMPS ON JOHNNY MAKING HIM SICK AND SONNY STARTS HITTING JUNE WITH JOHNNYS GUITAR SO JOHNNYS PUSHES CHER OFF AND SHE LANDS ON SONNY SO JOHNNY GETS HIS GUITAR AND SMASHES IT ON SONNYS BACK AND IT IS DEYSTORED SO SONNYS OUT AND JUNE TAKES A MICHROPHONE CONNECTED BY ANOTHER ONE SO SHE SINGS AND IT BLOWS CHERS HEAD OFF WINNERS JOHNNY/JUNE CARTER CASH
3. THE END OF THE 70'S THE TOUNERMENT HAS COME TO A END SO ITS DANNY VS LAURA VS KURTWOOD VS DON BUT THERE WOUNDERING WHERES TOPER SO THEY QUICKLY GO TO THE FIGHT AND DANNY RUNS TO DON AND HE PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH HARD AND KURTWOOD GRABS LAURA AND HE TAKES HER BY THE LEGS AND THROWS HER FROM ONE ROPE TO ANOTHER SO DANNY RIPS OFF DONS ARMS AND TOSSE'S THEM AT KURTWOOD BUT HE GRABS DANNY AND SUCKER PUNCHES HIM BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP DANNY HE KICKS KURTWOOD AND HE GOES FLYING INTO DON STARK BUT HE KNEES HIM AND DON JUMPS CRUSHING KURTS RIBS IN BUT DANNY AND LAURA START WATCHING SO DON RUNS AND KNOCKS DANNY OUT AND KURTWOOD JUST STARTS WOBALING AND HE SNAPS IN HALF BUT HES STILL ALIVE SO HE PUNCHES LAURA IN THE LEG AND SHE KICKS KURT OUT OF THE RING SO DANNY SAYS YOU NO WHAT DON TAKE THIS SO DANNY PUNCHES DON IN THE HEAD AND HIS HEAD FLYES OUT AND HITS THE DISCO BALL AND KURT GETS BACK IN THE RING AND THE DISCO BALL CRUSHES THEM WINNER DANNY MASTERSON BUT A LIGHT GETS TURNED OFF AND THEY TURNED IT OFF AND THEY FIND DANNY DEAD AND GUTED AND THE REAL WINNER IS TOPER GRACE SO THEY CONGRATULATE HIM AND HE SAYS I LOVE YOU CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH WHO HOO THE END BY CREATOR JACOB STEELE  |
| | JACOB: HEY DEATHMATCH PUT THIS FIGHT ON MY DOG DIED MY DAD JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK SO HERES YOUR THEME 70'S LAST NIGHT WITH SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR TOMMY CHONG AND THERES A DISCO BALL ON THE TOP OF THE ARENA AND EVERY BODY IS DRESS IN 70'S CLOTHES THE FIGHTS ARE
1. A 70'S ACTOR/SINGER FIGHT AS DAVID CASSIDY VS LEIF GARRIT
2. A HUSBAND AND WIFE TAG TEAM FIGHT SONNY/CHER VS JOHNNY/JUNE
3. THE LAST OF THAT 70'S SHOW TOURNEMENT DANNY MASTERSON
VS DON STARK VS KURTWOOD SMITH VS LAURA PREPORN
1. DAVID CASSIDY VS LEIF GARRIT
THEY HAVE INSTURMENTS AND TVS TO FIGHT WITH SO FIRST DAVID TAKES A GUITAR AND SMACKS LEIF IN THE HEAD BUT LEIF TAKES A TV AND BREAKS IT ON DAVIDS HEAD SO THEN LEIF GRABS A DRUM AND JAMMING IT ON DAVIDS BACK SO DAVID IS DAY DREAMING SO NOW DAVID RECOVERS QUICKLY AND TAKES THE DRUM STICKS AND SHOVES THEM THROUGH BOTH OF LEIFS SIDES BUT LEIF GRABS DAVID BY ONE LEG AND JUMPS ON DAVID HURTING HIM SO NOW DAVID COUNTERS LEIF BY TAKING A KEYBORD AND HE TAPES LEIF TO THE BOTTOM AND STARTS PLAYING SO LEIF PUNCHES THROUGH AND GRABS DAVID SO HE SCREAMS AND HIS BROTHER SHUAN CASSIDY COMES AND HE AND DAVID GRAB LEIF AND THEY SHOVE HIM IN THE DVD PLAYER AND THEY HOOK IT UP TO A TV PUSHES IT ON PLAY AND IT DEYSTROYS LEIF AND BLOOD COMES OUT WINNERS THE CASSIDYS
2. A HUSBAND/WIFE FIGHT SONNY/CHER VS JOHNNY/JUNE
SO FIRST THEY BRING THE 3 BACK FROM THE DEAD AND THEY START TO FIGHT SO JOHNNY TAKES HIS GUITAR AND BREAKS IT ON SONNYS HEAD SO THEN CHER STARTS BEATING UP JUNE SO SONNY GETS OUT AND HE HITS JOHNNY FOR A WHILE AND JUNE KNOCKS CHER OFF HER SO JOHNNY AND JUNE TEAM UP WHILE CHER AND SONNY RECOVER SO CHER JUMPS ON JOHNNY MAKING HIM SICK AND SONNY STARTS HITTING JUNE WITH JOHNNYS GUITAR SO JOHNNYS PUSHES CHER OFF AND SHE LANDS ON SONNY SO JOHNNY GETS HIS GUITAR AND SMASHES IT ON SONNYS BACK AND IT IS DEYSTORED SO SONNYS OUT AND JUNE TAKES A MICHROPHONE CONNECTED BY ANOTHER ONE SO SHE SINGS AND IT BLOWS CHERS HEAD OFF WINNERS JOHNNY/JUNE CARTER CASH
3. THE END OF THE 70'S THE TOUNERMENT HAS COME TO A END SO ITS DANNY VS LAURA VS KURTWOOD VS DON BUT THERE WOUNDERING WHERES TOPER SO THEY QUICKLY GO TO THE FIGHT AND DANNY RUNS TO DON AND HE PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH HARD AND KURTWOOD GRABS LAURA AND HE TAKES HER BY THE LEGS AND THROWS HER FROM ONE ROPE TO ANOTHER SO DANNY RIPS OFF DONS ARMS AND TOSSE'S THEM AT KURTWOOD BUT HE GRABS DANNY AND SUCKER PUNCHES HIM BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP DANNY HE KICKS KURTWOOD AND HE GOES FLYING INTO DON STARK BUT HE KNEES HIM AND DON JUMPS CRUSHING KURTS RIBS IN BUT DANNY AND LAURA START WATCHING SO DON RUNS AND KNOCKS DANNY OUT AND KURTWOOD JUST STARTS WOBALING AND HE SNAPS IN HALF BUT HES STILL ALIVE SO HE PUNCHES LAURA IN THE LEG AND SHE KICKS KURT OUT OF THE RING SO DANNY SAYS YOU NO WHAT DON TAKE THIS SO DANNY PUNCHES DON IN THE HEAD AND HIS HEAD FLYES OUT AND HITS THE DISCO BALL AND KURT GETS BACK IN THE RING AND THE DISCO BALL CRUSHES THEM WINNER DANNY MASTERSON BUT A LIGHT GETS TURNED OFF AND THEY TURNED IT OFF AND THEY FIND DANNY DEAD AND GUTED AND THE REAL WINNER IS TOPER GRACE SO THEY CONGRATULATE HIM AND HE SAYS I LOVE YOU CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH WHO HOO THE END BY CREATOR JACOB STEELE |
| | DEATHMATCH WONTE BE THE SAME | reply |
| | JACOB: DEAR DEATHMATCH THIS ONE SHOULD BE ON TV I DON'T WRITE WHAT MILLS LANE TALLY WONG OR NICK AND JOHNNY STUFF BUT THIS IS A FREAKY DEAKY THEME ITS CALLED AMERICAS FAVORITE IDOLS WILL SORT OF
1. THEY BRING THE TIME MACHINE FOR THE FIRST 2 FIGHTS ITS IN THE 1. FIGHT JIMMY HOFFA VS AL CAPPON IN A BATTLE OF THE TOUGHEST MOBSTERS AND THE 2. A 5 YEAR RIVIARI
DALE EARNHARDT SR. VS STERALING MARLIN
3. A AMERICANS IDOL FIGHT WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFFERE RYAN SEACREST
BUT WITH NOW THE FIRST FIGHT THEY FIRE UP THE TIME MACHINE AND BRING JIMMY HOFFA BACK AND NOW AL CAPPON SO TALLY TELLS THEM ITS TIME TO FIGHT SO THEY START AND AL TAKES A BELT AND WHIPS JIMMY BUT THEN HE TAKES IT AND TIES AL AND GRABBES THE TURN BUCKEL AND SMACKES AL ON THE HEAD THEN HE SLAPS HIM AT THE ROPES AND IT BREAKS AND HE GOES OUT OF THE RING SO HE GETS UP GOES BACK IN THE RING AND JUMPS FALLS AND USES HIS LEGS TO BREAK OFF JIMMYS FEET AND AL PUNCHES JIMMY ON THE HEAD BUT JIMMY GETS OUT AND POPS OUT ONE OF AL'S EYES SO JIMMY GOES ON THE OFFSEINSE AND THEN HE KNEES HIM IN THE RIBS SO AL CAN'T MOVE SO GOOD SO HE LYING ON THE GROUND WITH A ROSE IN ONE HAND AND SAYS I'M THROUGH SO JIMMY GETS ON THE TURNBUCKEL JUMPS AND AL STICKS HIS LEGS UP AND JIMMY LANDS ON IT AND IS STUCK ON AL SO WINNER AL CAPPON AND JIMMY HOFFAS BODY IS STUCK SO TALLY WONG HAS A QUESTION DO YOU THINK THAT JIMMY HOFFA NEW YOU WERE FAKING IT I THINK NOT SO NOW ITS THE
2. FIGHT DALE SR. VS STERALING MARLIN
SO TALLY ASKS STEARLING MARLIN WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT DALE SR. AFTER YOU KILLED HIM I KEPT GETTING E-MAILS FROM HIS SON DALE JR. SAYING IF YOU WANTED TO KILL MY DAD YOU SHOULD HAVE DOWN IT IN THE DEATHMATCH ARENA AND THATS IT SO YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FIGHTING RIGHT YES YOU USE YOUR CARS TO FIGHT WITH YOU TAKE THEM APART TO FIGHT WITH SO NOW HERES DALE SR. GENTLEMEN LETS GET IT ON SO FIRST MARLIN TAKES HIS WHEELES AND SMACKS DALE SR. FOR A WHILE BUT HE TKES HIS DOORS AND SMASHES THEM ON MARLINS ARMS SO MARLIN GRABS HIS WINDOWS AND BREAKS THEM ON DALE SR. FACE BUT SR. TAKES HIS CAR AND TIPS IT OVER ON MARLIN AND HE WINS SO HE GOES ON THE TURNBUCKEL AND SAYS I'M THE WINNER YEAH BUT MARLIN CLIMBS OUT OF THE CAR AND HE LOOKS BEAT UP SO HE GRABS DALE SR. AND HE FULL NELSONS HIM SO THEN MARLIN GETS ON THE TURNBUCKEL AND PERFORMES THE NASCAR BODY SLAM BUT DALE SR. GETS UP AND PUNCHES MARLIN SO HARD SO DALE SR. HITS HIM ON THE NECK BUT MARLIN QUICKLY RECOVERS AND HE SMACKS OUT DALE SR. BUT DALE SR. CAN'T GET UP SO MARLIN SAYS YEAH I'M THE REAL WINNER BUT THE FIGHTS NOT OVER YET DALE JR. COMES IN TO THE RING AND SAYS YOUR NOT TACKING MY FATHER AGAIN SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT JR. THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO SO DALE JR. TAKES A CRANK AND STICKS IT INTO STERALING MARLINS BELLY BUTTON AND STARTS CRANCKING AND IT GOES THROUGH MARLINS STOMACH KILLING HIM WINNER THE DALE'S
3. THE AMERICAN IDOLS FROM 1-5 KELLY CLARKSON VS ROOBIN STUDER VSA FANTASIA VS CARRIE UNDERWOOD VS TAYLOR HICKS WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFFERE RYAN SEACREST FIRST FANTASIA SMMACKS OUT ROOBIN AND HE HITS TAYLOR OUT OF THE RING SO CARRIE FIGHTS KELLY AND FANTASIA SO ROOBIN JUMPS IN ON THEM BUT TAYLOR DOES NOTHING EXCEPT TALKING ON THE PHONE SO THERE PUSHING AND THEY GET ROOBIN OFF SO FATASIA TAKES TAYLORS CELL PHONE AND PUNCHES HIM OUT WITH IT SO THEN SHE KICKS HIM IN THE MOUTH BUT HE BREAKS OUT AND PUSHES HER ON CARRIE SO ROOBIN GETS READY TO JUMP ON KELLY BUT SHE KICKS HIM OFF AND HE LANDS ON THE OTHERS SO THEN THEY ALL STAND AND THEY ALL FIGHT SO RYAN SAYS THIS IS A GREAT FIGHT UNTIL TAYLOR JUMPS AND RYAN LEAVES BECAUSE KELLY BROKE HIS HEART SO TAYLOR TAKES A REMOTE PRESS'S A BUTTON AND IT CHANGES ROOBIN FANTASIA KELLY AND CARRIE SO HE STIPS INTO THE RING PRESS'S THE OTHER BUTTON AND IT BLOWS KELLY ROOBIN FANTASIA AND CARRIE INTO FIREWORKS SO RYAN COMES IN AND SAYS WILL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GUESS TAYLOR HICKS IS THE WINNER AND AMERICAS FAVORITE I MEAN ONLY IDOL WINNER TAYLOR HICKS SO TALLY HAS ONE QUICKY QUESTION HOW DID YOU DECIDE TO FINISH THE FIGHT THIS WAY ITS AMERICAN IDOL WINNERS AND THERE SHOULD BE FIREWORKS WILL THATS ENOUGH SO GOOD NIGHT GOOD FIGHT |
| | James Dean VS. Marlon Brando | reply |
| | Patrick Olinger: Dear , Celebrity Deathmatch can you please put this fight on tv James Dean VS. Marlon Brando it would be so awesome the King of Cool Vs. The Godfather James Dean crushes Brando and wins the fight Sincerely, patch1181@yahoo.com |
| | Aric: Can you do a classic cartoon episode?Like Odie and Garfield? |
| | Aric: can you do a wesley snipes vs walter payton? |
| | HUNTERS IN THE ARENA | reply |
| | JACOB: DEAR DEATHMATCH PLEASE I'VE BEEN PUTTING TONS OF THES EPISODES ON AND LAST TUESDAY HRIS MASTERSON CAME TO MY HOUSE ASKING FOR A PHONE I MEAN IS IN'T THAT AWESOME SO HERES YOUR FIGHTS
1. A BATTLE OF THER 2 TALENTED BIKE RIDERS MATT HOFFMAN VS LANCE ARMSTRONG
2. THE SISTERS THAT NEED PUBLICITY HAILIE DUFF VS NICKY HILITON
MAIN EVENT HUNTERS IN THE ARENA TED NUGGENT VS DICK CHENEY
1. MATT HOFFMAN VS LANCE ARMSTRONG SO NICK SAYS TO JOHNNY THIS FIGHT IS SO GOING TO BE GREATER THAN LINSEY LOHAN MAKING OUT WITH HEATHER LOCKLEAR SO LETS GO TO TALLY WONG WITH TALLYS KORNER AND HI GUYS ITS TALLYS KORNER I'M HERE WITH TOUR DE FRANCE CHAMPION LANCE ARMSTRONG SO LANCE I RELIZE YOU ARE KNOW STRANGER TO A DEATHMATCH AFTER CRUSHING NEIL ARMSTRONG LETS SEE THAT CLIP SO WHEN THERE DONE LANCE SAYS LESSON WHEN I'M FINISH WITH THIS GUY HES GOING TO USE HIS ASS AS A EATING TUBE SO MILLS LANE SAYS LETS GET IT ON BUT BOTH HAVE BIKES SO FIRST LANCE RIDES AND SMACKES MATT SO THEN HE GOES TO MATT AND PUNCHES MATT IN THE FACE KNOCKING HIM OFF THE BIKE SO HE GETS UP AND TAKES OUT SOMETHING THEN HE GETS ON THE BIKE AND BACKS TO THE ROPES AND SHOOTS OFF STILL ON THE BIKE AND HITS LANCE IN THE CHEST WITH A COPY OF ONE TREE HILL HURTING HIM SO LANCE RIDES AND GRABS MATT BUT THE WEIGHT CRUSHED ON HIM SO MATT TIED A A ROPE TO LLANCES BIKE AND SHOT HIM AND HE WENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING SO HE WENT AND HE GRABBED MATT AND TOSSED HIM AT THE TURNBUCKEL SO THEN HE GRABS MATT BIKE AND THE ROPE GETS TIED TO MATT AND LANCE BREAKS THE LEG OFF THATS NOT ATTACHED TO THE ROPE AND LANCE STOPS AND MATT GETS HIT BY THE TURNBUCKEL AND IT CRACKS HIS HEAD OPEN WINNER LANCE ARMSTRONG
2. THE BATTLE OF SISTER LOOKING FOR PUBLICITY
NICKY HILITON VS HAILIEY DUFF
SO SINCE NEED PUBLICITY THEY CHOOSE AN ACT OF SINGING SO NICKY TAKES THE MICHROPHONE AND STARTS HITTING HAILIEY AND SHE STARTS CRYING BUT SHE DROP KICKS NICKY SO THEN SHE TAKES A NICKEL SET AND PUSHES THEM ALL AROUND NICKY AND SMACKES AND THEN THE NICKELS POP OUT OF NICKY THEN SHE GETS HAILIEY AND PUTS HER IN A HEAD LOCK AND JUMPS KNOCKING HER OUT SO SHE GETS ONTHE ROPES BUT HAILIEY GETS UP AND PUSHES NICKY INTIO THE AUDIANCE HURTING HER BUT NICKY BRINGS HER BACK UP PLAN HAILIEY STARTS SIUNGING SO NICKY FINISHES A BEER AND GOES BEHIND HAILIEY NICKY BREAKS THE BOTTLE ON HER HEAD KNOCKING HAILIEY HITING THE MICHROPHONE AND IT BREAKS THROUGH HAILIEYS HEAD AND IT GOS THROUGH HER WINNER NICKY HILTON SO THEN TALLY COMES AND CONGRAUTES AND DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS YEAH I AM THE WINNER AND I'M A WINNER AND SHE IS A LOSER AND I HAD SEX WITH JACK BLACK
3. HUNTERS IN THE ARENA
IN THIS DEATHMATCH THE PLACE LOOKS LIKE A FOLRREST WITH FAKE DEER AND BEAR ITS TED NUGGENT VS DICK CHENEY WITH THERE FAVORITE WEAPON TED AS A BOW AND DICK HAS A SHOT GUN SO FIRST THEY RUN AROUND AND TED SEES DICK SO HE SHOOTS A BOW AND IT GOES THROUGH DICKS RIGHT ARM SO HE CAN'T MOVE IT SO HE BLOWS IT OFF AND DICK TAKES THE SHOT GUN AND SHOOTS TED IN THE LEG BUT HE GETS UP QUICKLY AND RUNS BUT DICK STARTS SHOOTING AND HE SHOT HIM IN THE BACK BUT TED GRABBED HIS BOW AND AND SHOT A ARROW AFTER HE SET IT ON FIRE SO HE SHOT IT AND IT WENT THROUGH DICK CHENEYS HEART AND SETED HIM ON FIRE SO WINNER AND STILL WILDEST HUNTING CELEBRITY TED NUGGENT |
| JACOB:   HEY DEATHMATCH THIS ONE IS SO COOL DEF COMEDY JAM PART 4 INTHE 1. PAULY SHORE V ALL DEAD LEDGENDS OF COMEDY THEN IN THE MAIN EVENT A 3 SIDE VS A 4 SIDE A THE KINGS OF COMEDY MINUS STEVE HARVEY VS THE BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR IN A CLASSIC ROBOT TERRIOTORY FIGHT SO FIRST TALLY INTERVIEWS PAULY SHORE AND ASKS IF HE HAS BEEN WORKING ON ANYTHING YES MY FIGHTING AND SHOW SO TALLY JUMPS ON PAULY AND STARTS KISSING HIM SO SHE GETS OFF HIM AND SAYS I REALLY LOVED JURY DUTY THANKS TALLY SO 1.PAULY GOES AND HEADS FOR THE RING SO HIS FIRST FIGHTER IS CHOSEN FROM A MAN INTHE AUDIANCE AND HE SAYS LENNY BRUCE SO BRUCE COMES AND SMACKS PAULY UPSIDE THE HEAD BUT PAULY GRABS LENNY AND RIPS HIS LEFT LEG OFF SO BRUCE GETS PISSED AND GETS ON THE ROPES BUT PAULY DOES THE WEASEL AND BRUCE STARTS LAUGHING SO HE FALLS BACKWARDS AND PAULY DOES THE SON IN LAW REDNECK BODY SLAM CRUSHING BRUCE TO PIECES SO NEXT A GIRL SAYS JOHN BELOUSHI AND HE COMES AND SAYS WHATS UP BUDDY SO JOHN PUNCHES PAULY AND HE GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING SO THEN JOHN GETS ON THE ROPES AND DANCES LIKE A BLUES BROTHER AND TRIPS FALLING ON PAULY SO KNEES UP BELOUSHI AND DOES THE IN THE ARMY NOW MIXED WITH THE BIO DOME HEAD TWIST TURNING JOHNS HEAD IN A CIRCLE SO HE TRYS TO DO THE ANIMAL HOUSE RUMBAL BUT IT WAS TO LATE IT DESTROYED HIS OWN HEAD SO THEN PAULY AGREES TO ONE MORE AND STONE COLD SAYS SAM KINISON SO PAULY SAYS I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME SO SAM SCREAMS AND MAKES PAULY MAD SO THEN SAM GRABS PAULY AND SMACKS HIM WITH A HAM PISSING HIM OFF AND HIS WHOLE RELIGION OFF SO THEN PAULY TAKES SAMAND RIPS HIS HAND OFF BUT HEB SMACKS PAULY AT THE TURNBUCKEL BUT PAULY DID NOT CARE HE DID THE ENCINOMAN HEAD SMASH THEN HE QUICKLY TOOK A POLE AND STABBED IT THROUGH KINS HEART AND SAYED IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR DEAD BUDDY SO WINNER SLASH DEAD KILLER PAULY SHORE SO JOHNNY SAYS TONICK WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT FIGHT NICK I FAUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL SO WIN WE COME BACK ITS BLUE COLLAR VS THE KINGS OF COMEDY SO KNOW ITS THE FIGHT THE BLUE COLLAR ROBOT HAS BILL ENGVALLS ROBOTS DESINGED LEGS RON WHITES LEFT ARM WITH HUGE WRENCE RIGHT ARM LARRY THE CABLE GUYS GIANT GUITAR AND JEFF FOXWORTHYS HEAD THE KINGS OF COMEDY ROBOT AND THEY HAVE CEDRICS ARMS WITH A KNIFE D.L. HUGHLYS LEGS AND BERNI MACS HEAD SO FIRST THE KINGS STAB THE GUITAR BUT THE BLUE COLLAR GRABS THE KNIFE AAND STABS THE LEGS BUT THE KINGS COVER BY KICKING THE BLUE COLLAR ROBOT SO THEN THEY GO TOA COMMERICAL AND COME BACK SO BLUE COLLARSES EMPTY BEER AT THE KINGS WINDOW BUT THEY DON'T LIKE IT THE SMASH THE BILL ENGVALLS LEGS OFF BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT NO ONES BEEN KILLS SO THE BLUE COLLAR ROBOT FLYS UP AND LARRY AND RON IN COTROLL THE KINGS ROBOT KICKS THE BLUE COLLAR AND IT MAKES RON AND LARRY SPILL THERE SCOTCH AND BEER O THE USE THE WRENCE THE SMASHES THE WINDOW OF THE ROBOT OPEN AND KILLING THE KINGS AND THE GUITAR WAS USED ON PUSHING THE KINGS ROBOT BACKWARDS KILLING SOME PEOPOLE IN THE BACK ROLE WINNING ROBOT THE BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR ROBOT |
| | JACOB: HEY DEATHMATCH IV'E BEEN ATCHING THE NEW EPISODES CAN YOU PLEASE PUT THIS EPISODE AND FIGHTS ON I MEAN IT WOULD BE A COOL THEME ITS CALLED RAPS/FATS/ AND DOCTERS TAKING NAPS JOHNNY SAYS ITS A GREAT LINE UP NICK YES SURE IT IS ESPECIALLY THE MAIN EVENT SO FIRST TALLY TALKS TO LIL ROMEO AND ASKS WHATS THE DEAL FIGHTING LIL BOW WOW AND HE SAID I SHOULD BE THE ONLY TEEN WITH THE NAME LIL SO BOW WOW STORMS IN AND TALLY SAYS O YOU HAVE A RESPONSE TO ROMEO HES A WASHED UP A TV STAR GO WITH THE MOVIES SO THEN THEY GO TO THE RING SO ROMEO PUNCHES OUT BOW WOWS FROUNT TEETH SO HE TAKES A MICHROPHONE AND HITS HIM IN THE FACE BUT HE DOSENT BACK DOWN HE KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING SO ROMEO JUMPS OFF THE TURNBUCKEL CRUSHING BOW WOW SO THEN HE GETS UP SHAKES HIMSELF AND BREAKS ROMEOS HIP AND THEN A STRANGE MAN COME IN THE RING AND HE BEATS UP ROMEO SO THEN BOW WOW KICKS HIM OUT OF THE RING SO THEN ROMEO JAMS HIS WHOLE ARM THREW BOW WOWS CHIN AND HEAD AND DESTROYED HIS HEAD AND FACE WINNER LIL ROMEO
2. DREW CAREY VS JOHN RATZENBURG BUT BEFORE ANYONE SEES THEM THEY WERE TRAINED BY ARLEY ERMIE SO THEN HE TELLS TALLY THAT THEY REFUSE TO BE INTERVIEWED SO KNOW YOU SEE THEM IN THE RINGS THE FAT ASS FROM HIS SHOW VS THE FAT ASS FROM CHEERS SO DREW FIRST TAKES A WEIGHT SCALE AND SMASHES SOME HEAD OFF JOHN SO THEN JOHN JUMPS ON DREW AND BREAKS HIS ARMS LIKE A PRETZEL SO THEN DREW PUNCHES JOHN OFF SO NOW JOHN JUMPS AND PUTS DREW INTO THE ANGEL LOCK AND HE FALLS ASLEEP AND THEN DREW QUICKLY GETS UP AND SMASHES JOHNS LIPS TO PIECES SO DREW TAKES JOHNS ARMS STICKS IT THROUGH JOHNS FACE AND TIES IT THROUGH HIS LEGS MAKING A BOW WINNER DREW CAREY
3. A DOCTER FIGHT AND ITS GETTING LATE IN THE DAY AND SO TALLY GETS PATRICK DEMPSEY AND HUGH LAUREY UP AND ASKS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FIGHT AND THEY SAID WE HAVE TO FIGHT WITH MEDICAL STUFF TO DECIDE WHO WINS IS BEST TV MAIL DOCTER IS IT HOUSE OR GREY'S ANATOMY FIRST PATRICK TAKES A STIFFASCOPE AND SMACKS IT AT HUGHES HEAD MAKING HIM BLEED SO THEN HUGHE TAKES A BONE SAW AND HE SLICES SOME OF THE BODY ON PATRICK BUT HE COMES BACK WITH A MEDICAL CHAIR AND SMACKS HUGHE AT THE ROPES HITTING PATRICK THEN HE GRABS A PAIN KELLER AND SHOVES IT DOWN PATRICKS MOUTH SO THEN HE GETS MAD AND POPS A VAIN SO HE TAKES A PACKAGE OF RAPID AGAING SYNDROME AND IT MADE HIM OLD AND DECRIPIT SO PATRICK KICKED HUGHE AND BROKE HIM INTO A BUNCH OF ASHES WINNERE PATRICK DEMPSEY AND JOHNNY SAYED WHAT AN AMAZING FIGHT SOQUICKLY TALLY SAYED CONGRAUTS ON WINNING HAVE ANY WORDS YES 3 GREY'S ANATOMY RULES PLUS ONE MORE THING I WANT TO THANK THE CREW AND THE PEOPLE WORKING ON THE SET SO JOHNNY SAYS GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD FIGHT CLOSING CREDITS CREATOR ERIC FOGEL AND FIGHT MAKER JACOB STEELE |
| | Patrick: Dear Celebrity Deatchmatch Please put this fght on TV John F. Kennedy VS. Richard Nixon this fight would be awesome two Presidents of the USA Kennedy would win and beat Nixon Sincerely,Patrick patch1181@yahoo.com |
| | BETTE: DUDES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS KIDS FIGHTS THERE amazing how does he come up with thes fights and ideas hes going to be famous |
| | JASON ESCOURT: YES I DO BUT READ MY MATCHES DEATHMATCHS |
| | ethann: Does anyone have video from the fandemonium 4: Battle of the Survivors????? |
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