Family Guy second season

Family Guy season 2

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The second season episode guide

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater / season 2 - episode 1
Written By: Chris Sheridan
Directed By: Jeff Myers
When Lois' (Lois Griffin) wealthy aunt dies unexpectedly, the Griffins inherit her extravagant mansion. Although his family doesn't want to relocate, Peter (Peter Griffin) is eager to enter the ranks of the upper classes and moves them onto the estate. Revenue from the sale of the Griffins' old house goes to the live-in servants, who haven't been paid in months. Caught up in the spirit of his new social standing, Peter bids ten million dollars at the Historical Society for a work of art, offering to trade his mansion for the piece. It is revealed, however, that the mansion used to be a whorehouse and is not worth any significant amount. A commoner once again, Peter finds that his family still loves him.

Holy Crap / season 2 - episode 2
Written By: Danny Smith
Directed By: Neil Affleck
Peter's (Peter Griffin) dad is forced to retire from the mill. A stern workaholic, the elder Griffin does not take retirement well. When Peter and Lois (Lois Griffin) suggest that he come spend some time with them, Peter's dad agrees, and Peter gets excited at the prospect of bonding with his father. But the new living arrangement doesn't go according to plan: In addition to being a workaholic, Peter's dad is also a control freak. He tells the children what TV shows they can watch, tells Peter how to spend his free time and instructs Lois on how to raise the kids. Peter decides that the best way to get closer to his father is to bring him along to the toy factory, but this plan also backfires.

DaBoom / season 2 - episode 3
Written By: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan
Directed By: Bob Jaques
The Griffins usher in the Millennium with a bang a nuclear one. Victoria Principal and Patrick Duffy have cameos (as their Dallas characters Pam and Bobby Ewing) in a live-action coda to the program, in which every Y2K bug that can bite Quahog (and the rest of the world) does. But the Griffins survive and head off, Mad Max-like, on a sardonic odyssey through post-apocalyptic New England, where Griffin's Law prevails until Peter (Peter Griffin) shoots himself in the foot.

Brian in Love / season 2 - episode 4
Written By: Gary Janetti
Directed By: Jack Dyer
After cleaning up more than few pee stains around the house, Lois (Lois Griffin) thinks it may be time to potty-train Stewie (Stewie Griffin). Stewie, outraged that he's being blamed for the carpet stains, totally resists Peter's (Peter Griffin) efforts to train him. Meanwhile, Brian (Brian Griffin) knows the truth, that he's the one responsible for the "accidents." Mortified, he continues to blame Stewie, until an accident in the grocery store reveals his messy little secret. Brian goes to a therapist who suggests a European (you're-a-pee-n?) vacation to ease Brian's stress.

Love Thy Trophy / season 2 - episode 5
Written By: Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed By: Jack Dyer
After Spooner Street wins a trophy together, and works very hard together. The next day they found it missing, and that put the whole street into War with each other. Afterwards Meg (Megan Griffin) gets a job at Flappy Jacks and convices people that stewie (Stewie Griffin) is her son and she also convices them that she doesnt know how to raise a child, and that causes them to give her more tips. Meanwhile back at Spooner Street everyone is still in a fight, but they learn how to be friends and work together again once Stewie goes to a Foster Home.

Death Is a Bitch / season 2 - episode 6
Written By: Ricky Blitt
Directed By: Michael Dante Dimartino
Peter (Peter Griffin) beleives that he is going to die of Cancer. But after a trip to the Doctors and a long wait, Peter was proved healthy. Peter has to sign a form for his health insurance. Peter finds the price exremely expensive so he signs that he has already past on. The Grim Reaper (AKA) "Death" finds out and he injures his ankle while chansing after Peter so that he can put him away for good. But then with Death not healthy the rules of death no longer uply and then to show everyone it still does, he finds himself have to kill the cast of "Dawson's Creek."

The King Is Dead / season 2 - episode 7
Written By: Craig Hoffman
Directed By: Monte Young
Lois (Lois Griffin) is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players theatre group and decides to direct The King and I as her first production.Peter (Peter Griffin) wants to be a star and becomes such a nuisance that Lois makes him a producer to get him out of her hair. He goes on a major power trip and soon wrestles total control away from Lois, kicking her off the production team all together! Peter soon realizes his vision by turning the musical into a racy cyborg battle, complete with bikini-clad dancing girls.

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar / season 2 - episode 8
Written By: Chris Sheridan
Directed By: Monte Young
Peter (Peter Griffin) starts telling inappropriate jokes at work and a female coworker sues him for harassment. Forced to go on a retreat for women, Peter resists at first. After two weeks, however, the effects of female bonding kick in and Peter becomes a sensitive male. Back at home, no one finds Peter's new "female" behavior charming, least of all Lois (Lois Griffin). Sure, the cuddling in bed is nice, but when Peter tries to breast-feed Stewie (Stewie Griffin), Lois starts getting annoyed. When they both attend a women's charity dinner, Lois and the guest speaker get into a knock-down, drag-out fight and Peter gets so turned on by the "chick" wrestling, he snaps out of his female phase.

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' / season 2 - episode 9
Written By: Chris Sheridan
Directed By: Swinton Scott III
After Peter's (Peter Griffin) favourite show gets canceled and the only way to get it back is by lieing to the network by telling them that Chris (Chris Griffin) is very sick and the only wish he wants from the make a wish foundation is to get the show back to air. But when the Foundation arrives to check up on Chris' "tumorsyphillis-itis-osis", Peter panics and tells them that Chris was miraculously cured. Word spreads of the "miracle" and Peter becomes the "Miracle Healer of Quahog." Of course, Peter loves the attention and Lois (Lois Griffin) thinks it's immoral to live such a lie. When the Griffins become mysteriously plagued by everything from locusts to bloody bathwater, Lois forces Peter to end the charade.

Running Mates / season 2 - episode 10
Written By: Garrett Donovan & Neil Goldman
Directed By: John Holmquist
Peter (Peter Griffin) and school-board candidate Lois (Lois Griffin) have divergent views on an education issue, so Peter decides to run against her. The issue: a wacky old science teacher of Peter's is fired after the school's annual "egg drop" experiment because he had the kids drop California-condor eggs. Meanwhile, Chris (Chris Griffin) gets into trouble at school for peeking into the girls' locker room. James Carville, Lee Majors and Andrej Kozlowski appear as themselves.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks / season 2 - episode 11
Written By: Craig Hoffman
Directed By: Gavin Dell
It's Peter's (Peter Griffin) Birthday Today! Chris (Chris Griffin) gave him a painting that he made and Peter puts it in his car and a artist sees it and buys it for $5,000 and is willing to make chris a big time artist. After chris hasent seen his father in a while and starts missing him and after Chris makes his big time changes his manager says that he can no longer see his Father until he makes a painting that disturbs his manager.

Fifteen Minutes of Shame / season 2 - episode 12
Written By: Steve Callaghan
Directed By: Scott Wood
In an effort to up her popularity, Meg (Megan Griffin) has a slumber party. However, the night is disrupted by the embarrassing antics of both Lois (Lois Griffin) and Peter (Peter Griffin). Mortified, Meg takes the family on a talk show where they are "discovered" by network execs. The Griffins become a TV sensation when they are followed around by cameras 24-hours a day in a show called "The Real Griffins." Soon after the show's premiere, executives decide that Meg is too boring and have her recast with a slutty teen girl.

Road to Rhode Island / season 2 - episode 13
Written By: Gary Janetti
Directed By: Dan Povenmire
After Brian (Brian Griffin) picks up Stewie (Stewie Griffin) from his Grandparents house in Europe, Brian finds himself drunk at the airport and they end up missing their flight. They lie to Lois (Lois Griffin) and say that they traded in their Plane tickets for Train Tickets. They find themselves having a to take a train home. Meanwhile, at The Griffins house Lois feels that they have trouble comunicating. After finding out that his mother has died, been stuffed, and now serves as a table, Brian and Stewie manage to steal the table (er, Mom) to give her a proper burial.

Let's Go to the Hop / season 2 - episode 14
Written By: Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed By: Glen Hill
A new drug is out, and everyone is trying it at Megs High School, the drug is Toad. When you lick the back of the toad you feel dizzy and funny. So Peter (Peter Griffin) goes under-cover at Megs School to stop this toad licking and to keep his Kids safe. He convices everyone that it is bad and they sware that they won't do it again. Meg (Megan Griffin) wants to go to the dance with Peter because he is so cool at Her school.

Dammit Janet / season 2 - episode 15
Written By: Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed By: Bert Ring
Fearing that Stewie (Stewie Griffin) has no social skills, Lois (Lois Griffin) places him in daycare. Stewie hates the bureaucracy of the playground until he sets his eyes on doe-eyed toddler, Janet. While he tries various ways to impress her, he finally wins her over by sharing his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois now has nothing to do all day so Peter (Peter Griffin) talks her into becoming a flight attendant. Peter's ulterior motive is to take advantage of the free travel - and he promptly starts abusing the privilege. When Peter and Lois land on the same flight, Peter's game is over! Unfortunately the plane is highjacked and forced to land in Cuba, where Peter and Lois remained stranded. After a trip to the local black market, the gain passage back to the U.S. on a lifeboat filled with refugees.

There's Something About Paulie / season 2 - episode 16
Written By: Ricky Blitt
Directed By: Monte Young
Peter (Peter Griffin) has a new friend named Paule and he is in the mob after he buys a car that turns out to be a lemon, and Lois (Lois Griffin) doesn't want Peter to hang around him anymore. Peter accidenty plans a "wacking" to Lois, and tries to stop it.

He's Too Sexy for His Fat / season 2 - episode 17
Written By: Chris Sheridan
Directed By: Glen Hill
Due to Brian's (Brian Griffin) embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin's move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois (Lois Griffin) and Peter (Peter Griffin) soon discover that Chris (Chris Griffin) has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, while Lois starts preparing him special low fat meals. Stewie (Stewie Griffin) starts taunting Chris by eating everything in sight, and starts packing on the baby fat. Even though Chris isn't up for surgery, Peter decides to go for it. The new, svelte Peter has Lois all hot and bothered. Peter loves the results of his lipo and decides to have some work done on his face. The new, handsome Peter starts getting all sorts of special treatment: at the gym, at the grocery store, even from total strangers.

E. Peterbus Unum / season 2 - episode 18
Written By: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan
Directed By: Rob Renzetti
When Peter (Peter Griffin) goes to City Hall for a pool permit, he discovers that the Griffin house is not only not in Quahog, it's not in the U.S. And so a new nation — Peteroria — is born. Not surprisingly, Peter proves to be a saber-rattler, and that leads to a cooling in U.S.-Peterorian relations..

The Story on Page 1 / season 2 - episode 19
Written By: Craig Hoffman
Directed By: Gavin Dell
After an interview at Brown University, Meg (Megan Griffin) realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities to gain entrance to this prestigious school. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper.Her journalism career goes nowhere, until Peter (Peter Griffin) fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry. Peter writes a gossipy article, but uses Meg's byline. When the article is published it creates a sensation, because Peter claimed Luke Perry was gay. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.

Wasted Talent / season 2 - episode 20
Story By: Dave Collard & Ken Goin
Directed By: Bert Ring
When the local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant, Peter (Peter Griffin) and his friends go on a drinking binge trying to find the winning beer can. Through a stroke of dumb luck, Peter and Brian (Brian Griffin) actually find one of the winning "scrolls". In a Willy Wonka homage, Peter and Brian start the tour, but are quickly kicked out after breaking the rules.Meanwhile, Lois's (Lois Griffin) students have a big piano recital/competition coming up - and Lois is praying one of her students wins. She thinks she's got a lock on it when she signs a new student, Ling, a piano prodigy. However, in her enthusiasm, Lois works Ling too hard and she drops out!

Fore, Father / season 2 - episode 21
Written By: Bobby Bowman
Directed By: Scott Wood
After Peter (Peter Griffin), Chris (Chris Griffin), Joe, Kevin, Cleveland, and Cleveland Jr. go camping. Chris embareses Peter in front of his friends and they think that Peter doesn't know how to raise a kid. So Peter gets Chris a job, but Peter gets carried away and finds out that Cleveland Jr. is great at golf so Peter tries to be a good father for Cleveland Jr. and turn him into a professional golfer.

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