Futurama third season

Futurama season 3

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The Honking / season 3 - episode 1
Written by: Ken Keeler
Directed by: Susan Dietter
When Bender's (Bender Rodriguez) uncle Vladimir died he leaved him a castle. Bender and the Planet Express crew had to stay one night in it but he gets freaked out by some robot ghosts and ran to the moors, where he was crashed by a strange car. After finding out that he was infected by a virus that converted him into a car, Bender was afraid to kill his dearest friend, Fry (Philip Fry). The crew decided to find the original Werecar and they tracked the robots infected with the virus until they found it. They went to Paris and they destroyed to Original Werecar called Project Satan that revealed the cure of the virus.

War Is The H-Word / season 3 - episode 2
Written by: Eric Horsted
Directed by: Ron Hughart
War is declared when Fry (Philip Fry) and Bender (Bender Rodriguez) recently joined the Earth Army to get the soldier's discount. Earth when to war against some bouncing balls from a worthless planet. In battle Bender saved everyone becoming a hero but he was repaired adding him a bomb that was activated when he said his most used word "ass", but he didn't knew about it. Leela (Turanga Leela) joined the only men army, disguised as a male soldier named Lee Lemon. With Leela and Fry's help they went to save Bender by don't allowing him to say that word.

The Cryonic Woman / season 3 - episode 3
Written by: J. Stewart Burns
Directed by: Mark Ervin
Fry (Philip Fry) and Bender (Bender Rodriguez) take the ship out for a spin while it is still tethered down and seriously damage the Planet Express building. Hermes fires them both and also fires Leela (Turanga Leela) as the Professor thinks it is her fault. Later in the park Leela decides to reinstall her cryogenic counsellor's career chip. At Applied Cryogenics Ipgee scans her hand and her career comes up as delivery boy. She mixed up her and Fry's chips. A few days later Fry thaws out an old face. His girlfriend from 1999, Michelle. She tries to fit in with her new surroundings but finds it impossible. So she suggests she and Fry take a trip...to the year 4000.

Parasites Lost / season 3 - episode 4
Written by: Eric Kaplan
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
When Fry (Philip Fry) eats an egg-salad sandwich from a vending machine at a gas station, he begins to have strange side-effects -- he becomes stronger and smarter. Professor Farnsworth (Professor Farnsworth) makes a diagnosis and concludes that Fry had ingested "intelligent worms" that have set up shop in his body. Because these worms are so smart, the regular means of flushing them out will not work. The Planet Express crew must shrink themselves to microscopic form and enter Fry's body to fight off the intruders. Meanwhile Leela (Turanga Leela) is left to divert Fry's attention, but finds herself more and more attracted to the new man Fry has become.

Amazon Women In The Mood / season 3 - episode 5
Written by: Lewis Morton
Directed by: Brian Sheesley
After Zapp crashed the Titanic into a black hole Amy gave Kif her number. One year later he is still calling her and trying to tell her he loves her. Zapp arranges a half-date with him and Leela (Turanga Leela) and Kif and Amy at an orbitting restaurant. On the date Kif offends Amy and Zapp "sings" kareoke. Once again trying to impress Leela Zapp crashes the restaurant into planet Amazonia, a world populated by giant women with big clubs. Fry (Philip Fry) and Bender (Bender Rodriguez) mount a rescue but end up crashing the ship. The men are held prisoner by the Amazonians and their mighty Femputer passes judgement against them. Death by snu-snu!

Bendless Love / season 3 - episode 6
Written by: Eric Horsted
Directed by: Swinton O. Scott III
After the ship crashed 'cause of a sabotaged L-unit. The crew found out that a lot of stuff was bended, including the Professor. Since Bender (Bender Rodriguez) was guilty of all this, he went to satiate his bending lust in a bending factory where he met a sexy fembot named Angeline and Flexo, her ex-husband. Bender and Angeline fell in love but Bender later saw her with Flexo. Bender made a plan, dress like Flexo to see if Angeline still felt something. The robot mafia was mad because that "Flexo" was expending a lot of money and they tried to kill him with a unbendable gird that Bender bend and saved Flexo.

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid / season 3 - episode 7
Written by: David X. Cohen & Jeff Westbrook
Directed by: MARK ERVIN
Nibbler is awarded a "Dumbest Pet In Show" award at a pet show and Leela (Turanga Leela) begins to think maybe Nibbler really is stupid. The Professor later informs the crew that a planet they were supposed to make a delivery to has been destroyed and Leela notices that there is a path of recently destroyed planets, and Earth is next. Suddenly Nibbler panics and jumps out of the window. Leela searches New New York for him and thinks she has found him in a bin. But inside are Brainspawn and they chase after Leela.

That's Lobstertainment! / season 3 - episode 8
Written by: Patric M. Verrone
Directed by: Bret Haaland
Zoidberg biggest dream was to become a comedian. He called his uncle, Silent hologram star Harold Zoid. Harold convinced Zoidberg to make a new movie and with the help of Bender (Bender Rodriguez), that convinced Calculon to fund and be the protagonist of the movie promise him that he'd win an Oscar. In the Oscars ceremony, while Fry (Philip Fry) and Leela (Turanga Leela) were stuck in a tar pit with the starship, Zoidberg decided to give the award to his uncle, that later gave it to Calculon because this last one was going to kill him.

The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz / season 3 - episode 9
Written by: Dan Vebber
Directed by: James Purdum
The Professor decides to ship hazardous cargo to the outer reaches of space, but the course chartered takes the ship through some environmentally sensitive areas-- including the penguin refuge on Pluto. Leela (Turanga Leela) refuses to transport the dangerous cargo, so the professor removes her from command and installs Bender (Bender Rodriguez) as captain. While Bender is piloting the ship, he allows his attention to drift and accidentally showers the penguins with oily goop.

Luck Of The Fryrish / season 3 - episode 10
Directed by: Ron Weiner
Written by: Chris Louden
After a series of mishaps Fry (Philip Fry) decides to look for a lucky 7 leafed clover he had when he was younger. He, Bender (Bender Rodriguez) and Leela (Turanga Leela) head for the ruins of Old New York to find Fry's old home. He tells them the story of how his older brother Yancy always hated him and stole his things. When they get to Fry's house they find the clover is gone. Fry knows it was Yancy who stole it and later has his suspicions confirmed when he finds a statue of Yancy, honouring him as the first man on Mars. The statue names Yancy as "Philip J. Fry" and Fry always knew Yancy would steal his name one day. Back at Planet Express Fry watches a video of his brother's achievement and decides there is a little something that belongs to him in Orbitting Meadows National Cemetary.

The Cyber House Rules / season 3 - episode 11
Written by: Lewis Morton
Directed by: Susan Dietter
At an orphanarium reunion, Leela (Turanga Leela) runs into an old classmate, Adelai, that is now a plastic surgeon, and he gives her an operation to give her the appearance of two eyes. Leela revels in her newfound ordinariness and starts dating Adelai. Meanwhile, when Bender (Bender Rodriguez) finds out that orphans come with a government stipend, he adopts twelve of them. Despite himself, he's a good father, but when he realizes he's losing money on the deal, he decides to get rid of them. Leela and Adelai decide to adopt an orphan of their own, so they go to Bender to take one of his kids off his hands, but they have trouble deciding. Meanwhile, Bender is arrested for child endangerment. Leela finally decides she wants to adopt Bender's strangest looking child, a little girl with a third ear on her forehead. When Adelai says that he'll give the child an operation to make her look normal, Leela points out that the little girl doesn't need one, and then realizes that she didn't need one either. Leela demands her old appearance back and breaks up with the shallow doctor, while Bender donates his orphans to a new orphanarium and bids them a sad farewell.

Insane In The Mainframe / season 3 - episode 12
Written by: Bill Odenkirk
Directed by: Peter Avanzino
Fry (Philip Fry) and Bender (Bender Rodriguez) are arrested for bank robbery when they get involved with one of Bender's old robot friends, Roberto, while he's robbing a bank. Fry and Bender are convicted of the crime and sent to an asylum for criminally insane robots. It's a walk in the park for Bender, but Fry is tortured by being treated like a robot. When Fry is finally brain-washed into believing he is a robot, he is deemed "cured" and released. His friends back at Planet Express are horrified when Fry the robot is returned to them. Meanwhile, Roberto is busted robbing the same bank again and ends up in the asylum with Bender. He uses Bender to bust out of the asylum and accompanies his friend back to Planet Express. When the police track them down, Roberto takes the staff of Planet Express hostage. Fry turns into a battle droid and scares the mentally unstable Roberto so badly that he jumps to his deeath. In the battle, Fry's arm is injured, and when he sees that he bleeds blood he comes to his senses and realizes he's a human.

Bendin' In The Wind / season 3 - episode 13
Written by: Eric Horsted
Directed by: Ron Hughart
While out in the city Fry (Philip Fry) and Bender (Bender Rodriguez) discover and old VW in a hole. Fry takes the van back to Planet Express where he can fill it with fuel. Bender is paralysed by the can opener and sinks into a spiral of depression. At the hospital he meets Beck, who offers him the chance to become his new washboard player. Bender accepts and soon he his on the road with Beck. Fry, Leela (Turanga Leela), Amy and Zoidberg follow in the VW. After an encounter with some broken robots Bender decides to raise awareness of their problems and Beck organises a charity concert in San Franscisco. Problems arise the night before when Bender discovers he isn't paralysed afterall.

Time Keeps On Slipping / season 3 - episode 14
Written by: Ken Keeler
Directed by: Chris Loudon
In the 30th Century, the once entertaining Harlem Globetrotters are now feared as they will humiliate any planet in the Universe who dares to play them. Feeling up to the challenge, Professor Farnsworth (Professor Farnsworth) creates a group of mutant basketball players to go head-to-head with the Globetrotters. Farnsworth's secret winning ingredient is chronitons, time particles found in the Tempus Nebula. However, when the Planet Express crew removes the mutants from harvesting, they tip of the Time/Space Continuum causing forward motion of time to skip ahead.

I Dated A Robot / season 3 - episode 15
Written by: Eric Kaplan
Directed by: James Purdum
The crew decided to take Fry (Philip Fry) to do everything that he wanted to do. One of those things was to date a celebrity. He downloaded a copy of Lucy Liu in a blank Robot. Since Fry was expending to much time with a robot, Leela (Turanga Leela), Bender (Bender Rodriguez) and Zoidberg went to Nappster.com and they saved Lucy Liu's head because people was making illegal copies of her. The nerds owners of the company attacked them with an horde of assassins an sexy Liubots. The crew ran to a Cinema and found Fry with his copy of Lucy Liu. After a Popcorn attack the robots were destroyed in a fire.

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