M*A*S*H season 3The third season on DVD? check here: The third season episode guideThe General Flipped at Dawn / season 3 - episode 1
Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Directed by Larry Gelbart
In a stunning performance that won him a role as Col. Potter, Harry Morgan guests as loony General Bartford Hamilton Steele. Even Klinger thinks Gen. Steele is nuts when he mistakes Klinger for his wife, Marjorie. Morgan won an Emmy for his performance in this episode.
Rainbow Bridge / season 3 - episode 2
Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by Hy Averback
As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawk, Trap, Burns, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory. Burns almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor.
Officer of the Day / season 3 - episode 3
Written by Laurence Marks
Directed by Hy Averback
While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean wanted by US Intelligence leads to a confrontation with Col. Flagg.
Iron Guts Kelly / season 3 - episode 4
Written by Larry Gelbart and Sid Dorfman
Directed by Don Weis
General Iron Guts Kelly dies inconviently in Houlihan's tent (perhaps the excitement was too much?!), so his aide sets out to make it appear as if the general has died gloriously in battle.
O.R. / season 3 - episode 5
Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Allan Arbus, Odessa Cleveland, Bobbie Mitchell, Bobby Herbeck, The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Dr. Freedman drops in during the deluge as well.
Springtime / season 3 - episode 6
Written by Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place
Directed by Don Weis
When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweethart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Father Mulcahy (with help from Radar) arranges to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone--even threatens Maj. Burns.
Check-Up / season 3 - episode 7
Written by Laurence Marks
Directed by Don Weis
Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation which forces him to stay.
Life With Father / season 3 - episode 8
Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell
Directed by Hy Averback
Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.
Alcoholics Unanimous / season 3 - episode 9
Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell
Directed by Hy Averback
Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Maj. Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp (especially from Hawkeye and Trapper).
There is Nothing Like a Nurse / season 3 - episode 10
Written by Larry Gelbart
Directed by Hy Averback
The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits with them gone.
Adam's Ribs / season 3 - episode 11
Written by Laurence Marks
Directed by Gene Reynolds
A riotous episode! Hawkeye, driven near insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent after several weeks of "a river of liver and an ocean of fish." To spice up their diets, Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar scheme to get spare ribs sent to the 4077th from Chicago. The ribs arrive, just in time for the arrival of wounded.
A Full Rich Day / season 3 - episode 12
Written by John D. Hess
Directed by Gene Reynolds
Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), and of a gun-happy officer.
Mad Dogs and Servicemen / season 3 - episode 13
Written by Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place
Directed by Hy Averback
Radar is bitten by a local dog, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis.
Private Charles Lamb / season 3 - episode 14
Written by Larry Gelbart and Sid Dorfman
Directed by Hy Averback
A Greek feast at the camp is foiled when soft-hearted Radar saves the main course from the spit, a lamb, whom Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa. Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb!
Bombed / season 3 - episode 15
Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Directed by Hy Averback
The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. Maj. Burns is driven with jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Houlihan.
Bulletin Board / season 3 - episode 16
Written by Larry Gelbart
Directed by Alan Alda
Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture (while Hawkeye and Trapper heckle), a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout.
The Consultant / season 3 - episode 17
Written by Larry Gelbart and Robert Klane
Directed by Gene Reynolds
GDr. Borelli visits to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time when a patient needs the transplant.
House Arrest / season 3 - episode 18
Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Directed by Hy Averback
Hawkeye hits Maj. Burns and Houlihan is a witness, despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional. A female colonel is sent to investigate Burns' allegations. When she cries Rape! when Burns visits her tent, Houlihan recants her story, and Burns, not Hawkeye, ends up under house arrest.
Aid Station / season 3 - episode 19
Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner
Directed by William Jurgensen
Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.
Love and Marriage / season 3 - episode 20
Written by Arthur Julian
Directed by Lee Philips
Hawkeye and Trapper prevent one GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, while trying to set up another Korean soldier join his pregnant wife (with Radar's help of course).
Big Mac / season 3 - episode 21
Written by Laurence Marks
Directed by Don Weis
The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. Mac Arthur is so impressed, he salutes!
Payday / season 3 - episode 22
Written by John Regier and Gary Markowitz
Directed by Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Jack Soo, Eldo Quick, Johnny Haymer, Mary Katherine Peters, Bobbie Payday arrives, bringing lots of 18204 for Hawkeye (for claiming he wasn't getting what he should because of the war). Burns buys his wife a pearl necklace, and gives the fakes to Houlihan. Trapper finally wins a huge poker pot after stealing Hawk's watch, only to see the loot vanish to save Hawkeye's neck.
White Gold / season 3 - episode 23
Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner
Directed by Hy Averback
Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.
Abyssinia, Henry / season 3 - episode 24
Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell
Directed by Larry Gelbart
A classic! Henry finally gets his discharge. While Henry is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit (and gets Henry to zip him up) and a kiss to Houlihan. He gives Radar a hug and his last order:You better be good now or I'm gonna come back and kick your butt!
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