Seinfeld season 3The third season on DVD? check here: The third season episode guideThe Note / season 3 - episode 1
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a note so that insurance will cover therapy for George (Jason Alexander) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus). Then, George's paranoia about men comes into play when he gets a massage from a man and later says "I think it moved." Kramer (Michael Richards) thinks he has seen DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts. The notes may cause Roy to lose his license in an insurance fraud investigation.
The Truth / season 3 - episode 2
Writer: Elaine Pope
Director: David Steinberg
George's (Jason Alexander) relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to know why, so he tells her the truth, this was after he gave her Jerry's tax records. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) sees far too much of Kramer (Michael Richards), he's dating her roommate; in return he saw far too much of her, in fact all of her. George tries to get Jerry's tax records back, but he finds she gone into a depression clinic.
The Pen / season 3 - episode 3
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
Hoping they can do some scuba diving, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) takes Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to Florida where he is appearing at a banquet honoring his father's retirement as president of his condominium association. After admiring a pen belonging to Morty's friend Jack, Jerry receives it as a gift. Although Helen insists that the offer was made reluctantly and wants her son to return it, Morty insists on Jerry keeping the pen. When Elaine's back is injured after a hot and uncomfortable night on the sofa bed, she is unable to go diving. However, when he takes the trip alone, an accident leaves Jerry with two black eyes. Meanwhile, when the neighbors begin to gossip about the pen and Jerry agrees to return it, Morty argues with Jack and accuses him of taking a gift away from his son.
The Dog / season 3 - episode 4
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
When fellow passenger Gavin Palone takes ill on an airline flight and is hospitalized in Chicago, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is left to care for his dog Farfel when the animal is sent along to New York. After three days Jerry is at his wits end with Farfel and swears that he will take him to the pound. With Jerry staying home with the dog, George (Jason Alexander) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) go to the movies and discover that being together without Jerry is very uncomfortable. Jerry desperately searches for Gavin but is unable to produce any clues as to his whereabouts.
The Library / season 3 - episode 5
Writer: Larry Charles
Director: Joshua White
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is told by a "library cop" that he has a library book The Tropic of Capricorn that is 25 years overdue. Jerry thinks through the past through a series of flashbacks with younger versions of himself and George (Jason Alexander). He recalls that George borrowed the book from him and never gave it back. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) feels her ideas are not to the likeing of her boss at work and fears for her job. George thinks he sees an old gym school teacher that used to give him wedges. Jerry and George explain to Elaine what wedges and atomic wedges are. Kramer (Michael Richards) pursues a young librarian.
The Parking Garage / season 3 - episode 6
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
George (Jason Alexander), Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) spend all afternoon trying to find Kramer's (Michael Richards) car in a parking garage. George has to go to the bathroom but can find none so he urinates in a corner of the parking garage. A security guard spots him and he is arrested. Jerry also has to go to the bathroom and also is arrested. Jerry tells the guard that he could suffer from uroicidysis and die if he didn't relieve himself. Elaine's fish die in her apartement from neglict and Kramer hauls around a heavy air conditioner.
The Cafe / season 3 - episode 7
Writer: Tom Leopold
Director: Tom Cherones
Finding himself unable to say no, George (Jason Alexander) agrees to take an I.Q. test for his girlfriend Monica. However, afraid that he won't measure up, when George discovers that Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has a very high I.Q., he convinces her to take the test for him. Meanwhile, when a new restaurant in the neighborhood, Babu Bhatt's Dream Cafe, fails to attract any customers, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld)decides to help the owner. After George slips Elaine the test through Monica's window, Elaine takes it to the Dream Cafe, where a host of distractions cause her to do very poorly. When George (Jason Alexander) gets the results back from Monica, Elaine suggests he get another copy of the test, and she will take it over for him.
The Tape / season 3 - episode 8
Writer: Larry David, Bob Shaw and Don McEnery
Director: David Steinberg
George (Jason Alexander) is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder and everyone becomes excited by the voice. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) shines in an entirely new light for George when he is let in on the her secret, she's the voice. He is later driven crazy when she plays around with him while goofing around in front of Kramer's (Michael Richards) new video recorder. George tries the bald cure. Kramer searches for the jacket.
The Nose Job / season 3 - episode 9
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Director: Tom Cherones
George (Jason Alexander) is dating a beautiful woman with a huge nose. Kramer (Michael Richards) tells her to get a nose job but when it turns out bad George breaks up with her. Kramer uses Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to get a jacket from his mom's boyfriend. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is dating a hot chick who is totally stupid. His brain plays chess against his penis to see whether she stays.
The Stranded / season 3 - episode 10
Writer: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld & Matt Goldman
Director: Tom Cherones
George (Jason Alexander) gets short changed at the drug store and vows revenge. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) go to a party on Long Island with George but get stuck there when George takes a women home. The party host stops by Jerry's apartment to kill some time but Jerry has to leave. George tries to steal and gets arrested. Jerry returns home to find that the host has had a call girl there and then Jerry gets arrested for solicitation.
The Alternate Side / season 3 - episode 11
Writer: Larry David & Bill Masters
Director: Tom Cherones
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George (Jason Alexander) decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; this turns into a disaster for local traffic flow. Kramer (Michael Richards) gets a chance to do a line in a Woody Allen film; "these pretzels are making me thirsty." Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) gets tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend and when she is about to break up with him, he has what might be a heart attack or something.
The Red Dot / season 3 - episode 12
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
While visiting Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) during her holiday office party, George (Jason Alexander) and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) meet Dick, her co-worker and a recovering alcoholic who she is secretly dating. After claiming to have a job for George, Elaine takes him to meet her boss Mr. Lippman, while Jerry inadvertently gives Dick a glass containing vodka and causes him to resume his drinking. Meanwhile, George is hired as a reader and, as a thank you gift, he buys Elaine a beautiful cashmere sweater at a bargain price because of flaw, a small red dot. Although Elaine is delighted with the sweater, Kramer (Michael Richards) points out the presence of the red dot.
The Subway / season 3 - episode 13
Writer: Larry Charles
Director: Tom Cherones
Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George (Jason Alexander) meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) falls asleep and then wakes up across from a fat naked man and winds up discussing with him, the New York Mets & Coney Island. Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) train stops in the middle of a tunnel on her way to be best man at a lesbian wedding. Kramer (Michael Richards) overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay $600 in traffic violations.
The Pez Dispenser / season 3 - episode 14
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) causes Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to laugh at a piano recital being held by George's (Jason Alexander) girlfriend because of a pez dispenser he got from Kramer (Michael Richards). This puts a strain on George's relationship. Kramer comes up with an idea for a new cologne that smells like the beach and titles it "the beach." The idea is realized in a later Seinfeld episode by the Calvin Klein company. George listens to Kramer and decides that he should make a premptive strike and break up with his girlfriend before she breaks up with him. This would give George the upperhand as he sees it.
The Suicide / season 3 - episode 15
Writer: Tom Leopold
Director: Tom Cherones
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) fasts because she can not eat before an X-ray test she has planned. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is hit on by Gina a married woman whose husband is in a comma. Even in a comma Jerry is afraid of him. Elaine breaks her fast and eats a Drakes coffee cake. A psychic warns George (Jason Alexander) that he should not go on his dream vacation. As a result George lets Kramer (Michael Richards) go to the Cayman Islands instead.
The Fix-Up / season 3 - episode 16
Writer: Elaine Pope & Larry Charles
Director: Tom Cherones
During dinner with Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), George (Jason Alexander) laments that there are too few places to meet women while, at another restaurant, Cynthia complains to Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) about the shortage of available men. While comparing notes about their friend's hopeless outlooks, Jerry and Elaine agree to set them up on a date. Although they are both reluctant at first, after an initial phone call, George and Cynthia agree to have dinner together. Meanwhile, when his friend gets a job in a condom factory, Kramer (Michael Richards) provides free samples to Jerry, George and Elaine. After returning home from their date, George confides in Jerry that he and Cynthia had sex on his kitchen floor.
The Boyfriend (1) / season 3 - episode 17
Writer: Larry David & Larry Levin
Director: Tom Cherones
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George (Jason Alexander) is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13 week extension. He tells the unemployment office he was really close on Vandelay Industries, a company that makes latex products and whose main office is Jerry's apartment. Kramer (Michael Richards) and Newman hate Hernandez back to a time when they were allegedly spit on by him; however, Jerry supports the "second-spitter theory." Keith asks Jerry about Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) status. Keith makes a date with her and breaks a date with Jerry.
The Boyfriend (2) / season 3 - episode 18
Writer: Larry David & Larry Levin
Director: Tom Cherones
George (Jason Alexander) tries two more approaches with the unemployment officer. Kramer (Michael Richards) gets Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) to accompany him to see a former neighbors' new baby, "you got to see the baby." Though he's gone out with Keith once, does that mean he must help him move. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and Keith are hitting it off until he pulls out a cigarette. George wants to sleep with a really tall woman. Keith supports the "second spitter theory." Jerry and Elaine both breakup with Keith and George might get his wish.
The Limo / season 3 - episode 19
Writer: Larry Charles
Story: Marc Jaffe
Director: Tom Cherones
George (Jason Alexander) and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) pose as other people so they can ride in a limo meant for someone who never arrived. They call Kramer (Michael Richards) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and invite them to join them. George and Jerry discover that the people they are posing as are White Aryan suppremists. George and Jerry try their best to play it off and pretend to be who they are pretending to be, but they just can't do it. Ultimately the gang arrives at Madison Square Garden and their veichile is attacked as they are believed to be Arryan spokesman.
The Good Samaritan / season 3 - episode 20
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Director: Jason Alexander
When Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) witnesses a beautiful hit and run driver, Angela, damage a parked car, he follows her but loses his nerve to make an issue of the accident and they end up on a date instead. After arranging to go out with Angela again, Jerry tells Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) that the driver was a man who he intimidated with a display of karate. With Jerry busy on Friday, Elaine asks George (Jason Alexander) to join her for dinner with a friend from the office and her husband. However, when Robin sneezes during the meal and George responds with a polite "God bless you", her husband Michael takes offense at the display of good manners. Elaine complains about the fallout from his polite comment to Robin and she tells George that Robin wants him to call her.
The Letter / season 3 - episode 21
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
On their way to meet Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) new girlfriend, Nina, George (Jason Alexander) complains that he is uncomfortable with Nina being an artist. Though Jerry insists he has nothing to worry about, when they arrive at the studio where she is working on a portrait of Kramer (Michael Richards), George is intimidated into buying one of Nina's paintings. Though Jerry has to decline her invitation, George and Kramer eagerly accept Nina's offer of tickets to a baseball game she got from her father, the New York Yankee's accountant. While at the game with her friends, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is surprised when Nina's father, Leonard, drops by to say hello and asks her to remove the baseball cap of a competitor she is wearing because it might offend the team's owner.
The Parking Space / season 3 - episode 22
Writer: Larry David & Greg Daniels
Director: Tom Cherones
Kramer (Michael Richards) tells Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being "a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) comes up with a wild story, because the car is now making a strange clanking noise. George (Jason Alexander) gets into a confrontation with Mike about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Everyone one the street debates about parking etiquette.
The Keys / season 3 - episode 23
Writer: Larry Charles
Director: Tom Cherones
Kramer (Michael Richards) invades Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he has broken the "covenant of the keys" gives Kramer the realization he is now free to come out of the shadows. Kramer takes off for California to follow his acting dream. Jerry gave his spare keys to Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), then when he needs them, he goes with George (Jason Alexander) to Elaine's (who has her keys) to search for his spare set. What they find is Elaine's show-biz project. Kramer finds adventure as he journeys across the country to LA where he gets a famous bit part on Murphy Brown. report error and omissions here
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