Seinfeld season 6 The sixth season on DVD? check here: The sixth season episode guide The Chaperone / season 6 - episode 1 Writer: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw Director: Andy Ackerman As George (Jason Alexander) is suggesting changes in the team's uniforms, at a Yankee game with Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) meets Karen Hanson, the Miss America contestant from Rhode Island. Because pageant rules forbid her from going out alone, when Jerry learns Karen's regular chaperone is unavailable he asks Kramer (Michael Richards) to fill in. Meanwhile, Elaine interviews for Jacqueline Onassis' old job at a big publishing house. And, though turned down for the editor's spot, a chance encounter with the former First Lady's companion leads to her working as his assistant. Claiming extensive knowledge of the pageant and its history, Kramer readily accepts the offer to chaperone. The Big Salad / season 6 - episode 2 Writer: Larry David Director: Andy Ackerman Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George (Jason Alexander) and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine, that his girlfriend gives to Elaine and she thanks her. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Kramer (Michael Richards) plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Kramer later helps him evade the police in a white Ford Bronco. The Pledge Drive / season 6 - episode 3 Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross Director: Andy Ackerman Told that she was flirting with Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) calls to question her friend Noreen. But when she mistakes a high voice for that of her friend, Elaine creates big problems by speaking with Noreen's jealous boyfriend Danny instead. After sending a card thanking Jerry for participating in an upcoming public television pledge drive, Kristin is upset to find it in his trash. Struggling to redeem himself, Jerry then offers some old birthday cards from his grandmother Nana he saved as evidence of his sentimentality. Meanwhile, when Kramer (Michael Richards) discovers the uncashed checks Nana sent as gifts, Jerry is persuaded to finally deposit them before asking George (Jason Alexander) for a Yankee to join him at the pledge drive. The Chinese Woman / season 6 - episode 4 Writer: Peter Mehlman Director: Andy Ackerman Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) see George's (Jason Alexander) father with a man with a cape but don't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. Kramer (Michael Richards) gets worried about his sperm count, so he goes to a fertility clinic and then makes a change in his choice of undergarments. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. The Chinese woman turns out to be Jewish and from Long Island. Estelle gets advice about her relationship with Frank from the Chinese woman, but discounts it when she meets her. George's life is made miserable when his parent's separate. The Couch / season 6 - episode 5 Writer: Larry David Director: Andy Ackerman George (Jason Alexander) joins a book club but finds that he doesen't like to read all that much. He attempts to rent the movie version of the book he is supposed to read, Breakfast at Tiffany's but discovers the movie is rented out. George travels to the home the video was rented to and pleads with the family to let him watch the movie with them. He asks for popcorn and settles for some nuts. The family there disturbs his viewing and George lets them know when they do it too. George finally goes to his book club and is comfident that he knows the book just by watching the movie. He puts his foot in his mouth when he refers to the book characters by the actors who starred in the movie. Kramer (Michael Richards) starts the make your own pizza business with Poppie that he thought of sometime ago. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) gets a new couch and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) starts to like one of the movers. The Gymnast / season 6 - episode 6 Writer: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer Director: Andy Ackerman George (Jason Alexander) and Kramer (Michael Richards) convince Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) he'll be missing out on something if he stops dating a Rumanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Kramer must pass a kidney stone. The mother of George's girlfriend sees him eat something out of a trash bin, later cleaning a windshield & one of his bathroom habits. Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting, so he sends her to represent him in a huge merger deal. The Soup / season 6 - episode 7 Writer: Fred Stoller Director: Andy Ackerman Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition, he must treat him to a meal at a restaurant; however, what makes up a meal. George (Jason Alexander) goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's and manure in the path sums up his relationship with her. After his kidney stone, Kramer (Michael Richards) decides to eat only fresh foods. The Mom & Pop Store / season 6 - episode 8 Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross Director: Andy Ackerman Kramer (Michael Richards) gets a small mom and pops store in trouble when he gets cut by a dangling wire and the store is inspected for faulty wiring. The repairs would cost more than the store can afford so it is shut down. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Kramer learn that the mom and pop store was not really owned by a mom and pop as they had no children. Jerry agrees to let Kramer have some of his shoes to help a small shoe repair business. Kramer takes more than Jerry had in mind as he left Jerry only a pair of sturdy cowboy boots. Jerry and Kramer then attempt to track down the shoes. They get a tip that the shoes are in another state and race to find them. George (Jason Alexander) buys a car that he thinks was owned by celebrity John Voight. The Secretary / season 6 - episode 9 Writer: Carol Liefer & Marjorie Gross Director: David Owen Trainor While looking for a secretary, George (Jason Alexander) passes up a number of very attractive applicants to hire Ada, a dowdy and prim woman with impeccable qualifications. However, while working late, George is seduced by her efficiency and superb organization. And, in the heat of passion, he promises Ada a raise. Meanwhile, after buying an expensive dress she later decides makes her look fat, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) concludes she was duped by the store's deceptive mirrors. And, when Kramer (Michael Richards) meets actress Uma Thurman, he borrows a dry cleaning ticket from Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) to write down her phone number. Thinking he saw he dry cleaner of wearing his jacket, Jerry suspicions are confirmed when he finds movie tickets in the pocket. The Race / season 6 - episode 10 Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross & Larry David Story: Tom Gammill & Max Pross & Larry David & Sam Kass Director: Andy Ackerman After learning that his new girlfriend Lois works for high school classmate Duncan Meyer, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) tells Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) of their longstanding dispute over an inadvertent head start in a race, one which crowned Jerry as the school's fastest runner. Meanwhile, after her argument with a Chinese restaurant deliveryman, George (Jason Alexander) finds evidence that Elaine's new boyfriend is a Communist. As Elaine confronts Ned, George answers a personals ad from a Communist Party newspaper. And, unaware that his secretary Ada is listening, he claims to be a longtime Communist in order to get a date. Then, after Kramer (Michael Richards) is hired as a department store Santa Claus, Ned's observations, about the working conditions cause him to think twice about the job. The Switch / season 6 - episode 11 Writer: Bruce Kirschbaum & Sam Kass Director: Andy Ackerman Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) has a girlfriend that just doesen't laugh. However her roommate laughs a lot, and Jerry starts to like her. George (Jason Alexander) and Jerry contemplate how to pull off the classic room mate switch in which you succesfully trade one room mate for another without offending the original girlfriend so much that she tells her room mate and ruins things for the new relationship. George comes up with the scheme of saying that Jerry wants a menage a trois with both of them. He figures this will upset the current girlfriend so that she will dump him and leave the possiblity of moving in on the more open minded funny room mate. The Label Maker / season 6 - episode 12 Writer: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer Director: Andy Ackerman Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) suspect that they are the victim of a regifter who repackages gifts given to them and then gives them to someone else. They suspect that a label maker Jerry was given in exchange for some superbowl tickets is the same one that Elaine gave to the supposed regifter. Elaine investigates further. George (Jason Alexander) dates someone with a male roomate. At first George hates the idea as he thinks the guy will try to move in on his girl. After the male room mate moves out, too much focus is put on George and he regrets his decision on the matter. The Scofflaw / season 6 - episode 13 Writer: Peter Mehlman Director: Andy Ackerman George (Jason Alexander) is upset because everyone else knew their friend Gary Fogel had cancer. Despite a generous offer of a good deal on parking, George still presses for a secret, and Gary reveals that he wasn't sick after all. Meanwhile, after seeing Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) ex-boyfriend promoting his new book on TV, Kramer (Michael Richards) decides he likes his glasses. Approaching Jake Jarmel about them, Kramer then oversteps his authority and says that Elaine said hello. When George is unable to keep his secret, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is upset since he gave Gary money for a toupee because he thought he was in chemotherapy. Yet, wanting the parking space, George asks him not to do anything rash and, though tempted, Jerry respects his wishes. Highlights of a Hundred (1) / season 6 - episode 14 Writer: Peter Mehlman Director: Andy Ackerman This special episode looks back at the moments which have defined the show, including George's (Jason Alexander) sexual liaison with a cleaning woman, Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) pesky "red dot," and Kramer's (Michael Richards) effort to save a severed toe. And Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) also looks at his own foibles, such as making out during "Schindler's List" and his collaboration with George on a sitcom pilot.. .about nothing. Always fertile ground, relationships are the next stop in this retrospective. Jerry's friends are prominently featured in this next segment, particularly George's aspiration to be a famous architect and the frequent use of his association with the fictitious Vandelay Industries. Highlights of a Hundred (2) / season 6 - episode 15 Writer: Peter Mehlman Director: Andy Ackerman This special episode looks back at the moments which have defined the show, including George's (Jason Alexander) sexual liaison with a cleaning woman, Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) pesky "red dot," and Kramer's (Michael Richards) effort to save a severed toe. And Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) also looks at his own foibles, such as making out during "Schindler's List" and his collaboration with George on a sitcom pilot.. .about nothing. In a "show about nothing," what could be more appropriate than frequent digressions from matters at hand, including analyses of decaf cappucino and Superman's sense of humor, as well as Jerry's argument over whether soup makes a meal. To close this special 100th episode Jerry, George (Jason Alexander), Elaine and Kramer look back on some of their most "sensitive" moments, including an encounter with the Bubble Boy, a miraculous slip of a Junior Mint and the shocking surprise revealed by an accidental fire at a friend's family cabin. The Beard / season 6 - episode 16 Writer: Carol Leifer Director: Andy Ackerman Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality; or to switch teams. George (Jason Alexander) wears a hair piece that really makes him look silly but gives him confidence. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) dates a policewoman that wants to find out if Jerry likes Melrose place. She hooks him up to a lie detector test. Jerry at first lies but then as the questions become more intricate he just blurts out a whole lot about the show. The episode ends with the theme music to Melrose place and Jerry, George, and Elaine watching the show. The Kiss Hello / season 6 - episode 17 Writer: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld Director: Andy Ackerman Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) must "kiss hello," has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer (Michael Richards) to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle and she tells a story about some money that Uncle Leo was supposed to give his sister. Jerry's father is anxious to collect the money and interest Leo owes. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby and soon Jerry is giving every woman in the building, the "kiss hello"; however, when he stops, he becomes unpopular. George (Jason Alexander) gets his arm looked at, misses a follow up appointment and must pay for that visit. The therapist skips out on her patients, including George, and goes skiing with Elaine. The Doorman / season 6 - episode 18 Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross Director: Andy Ackerman The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, cause's trouble for Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) who was only trying to be nice. Kramer (Michael Richards) robs George (Jason Alexander) on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him and when he removes his shirt, George and Kramer see that he has breasts. So, Kramer develops a new undergarment for males ("The Bro" or "The Manssiere") that will alleviate this problem. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty." The Jimmy / season 6 - episode 19 Writer: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin Director: Andy Ackerman Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) notices a new guy at her gym that she really wants to go out with. She tells George (Jason Alexander) and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) how good looking he is and discvoers that men can not admit when another guy is good looking. She tells George that just because you admit another man is good looking you are not homosexual. George replies that it doesen't help. Elaine goes to the gym and tries to get the guys attention. She gets a smile and then the man is gone. She talks with another man at the gym about the man and the guy answers that Jimmy is unusual. Elaine believes that Jimmy is the guy she seeks. In reality she is talking to a man that refers to himself in the third person always. The Doodle / season 6 - episode 20 Writer: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer Director: Andy Ackerman With Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) shocked to find that the pecans he's been eating off Shelly's plate have already been in her mouth, George (Jason Alexander) is stunned by Paula's doodle an unflattering caricature of him. Knowing they take a drawing class together, George turns to Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and finds out that Paula likes him, regardless of his looks. Meanwhile, when she's called for a big job interview, Elaine is offered use of the company's luxury suite at the Plaza Hotel after claiming she's from out of town and using Jerry's parent's Florida address as her own. After discovering that it's infested with fleas, Jerry must vacate his apartment just as his mom and dad arrive to visit his grandmother, Nana. The Fusilli Jerry / season 6 - episode 21 Writer: Marjorie Gross Story: Marjorie Gross, Jonathan Gross, Ron Hague & Charlie Rubin Director: Andy Ackerman Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer (Michael Richards) gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about. The Diplomat's Club / season 6 - episode 22 Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross Director: Andy Ackerman Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) decides to quit working for her boss Mr. Pitt but then discovers that he has put her in his will so she stays on. This fact makes her a suspect when Mr Pitt nearly overdoses on medication as she is the prime suspect. Mr Pitt fires her. George's (Jason Alexander) boss thinks he is racist. George tries to convince him otherwise anyway he can. He says his boss resembles Sugar Ray Leonard to try to illustrate his knowledge of nonwhite cultural icons, but it only adds to his bosses impressson of George the racist. George tries to make a black friend, any black friend so that he can appear better in the eyes of his boss. The Face Painter / season 6 - episode 23 Writer: Larry David Story: Larry David & Fred Stoller Director: Andy Ackerman George (Jason Alexander) discusses the intracies of toilet paper with his girlfriend and feels the allure of love.He tells his girlfriend that he loves her but gets no response. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) tells him that that is a big step and an "awfully big moza ball to have hanging out there." George believes maybe she didn't hear him. George had never told anyone he loved them before except for a dog that licked himself and left. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) dates someone that paints his face in team colors for hockey games. The face painting offends Elaine, Jerry, and a nearby priest. Jerry forgets to say thank you to someone who got him free hockey tickets which he soon regrets. The Understudy / season 6 - episode 24 Writer: Marjorie Gross & Carol Leifer Director: Andy Ackerman George (Jason Alexander) and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) are suspected, by the cast and Kramer (Michael Richards), of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) gets George's father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. While crying about losing her manicurists, Elaine meets the owner of a catalog, J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job. report error and omissions here You can edit the information in Seinfeld guide; want to be part of Seinfeld team ? |