Seinfeld season 7The seventh season on DVD? check: The seventh season episode guideThe Engagement / season 7 - episode 1
Writer: Larry David
Director: Andy Ackerman
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and George (Jason Alexander) rethink their relationships with women. George decides to get back together with Susan a former girlfriend that worked at NBC. After much convincing she agrees to be engaged to George. George now feels trapped in his relationship with Susan as if he already is married. After George is trapped in a relationship with a woman Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has a problem with a barking dog which Kramer (Michael Richards) and Newman solve via dognapping.
The Postponement / season 7 - episode 2
Writer: Larry David
Director: Andy Ackerman
George (Jason Alexander) talks Susan into postponing the wedding date. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) becomes jealous over George's impending wedding as George is the first of the fabulous four to be engaged. Elaine talks with a rabbi about this, who promises secrecy but tells everyone about Elaine's problem. Kramer (Michael Richards) begins to worry about the effect his involvment could have on his permanent record. Kramer and Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) plan to see Plan 9 From Outer Space (the worst movie ever made, so bad its funny) but Kramer spills hot coffee all over himself and his lawyer Jackie Chiles says that he has a valid case against the coffee house.
The Maestro / season 7 - episode 3
Writer: Larry David
Director: Andy Ackerman
George (Jason Alexander) is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle's store. Kramer's (Michael Richards) friend "Maestro", makes a comment about getting a rental property in Tuscany that makes Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) decide to do some research. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer's out of court settlement in his lawsuit against the coffee house, free coffee at any location around the world, gets him "hopped up on the caffeine." Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse.
The Wink / season 7 - episode 4
Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Though it's grapefruit juice that has caused George (Jason Alexander) to wink uncontrollably, Yankee executive Mr. Wilhelm thinks he's hinting at a problem with his boss, Mr. Morgan, and Kramer (Michael Richards) takes it as an okay to sell an autographed birthday card intended for the team's owner. Meanwhile, after Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) agrees to date her wakeup service man, James, she reveals that her cousin Holly found Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) new diet a problem during a recent date. So when Jerry joins the two cousins for dinner, Elaine borrows his jacket for the walk home, unaware it's hiding his serving of mutton in the pockets wrapped in a pair of old napkins. But when Holly discovers that Grandma Mimma's antique napkins are missing, she's sure Elaine is a thief.
The Hot Tub / season 7 - episode 5
Writer: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
Director: Andy Ackerman
George (Jason Alexander) picks up a unique way of speaking after spending lots of time with some visiting out of town baseball officials. To this group everyone is either a bastard, or a son of a bitch. George starts using these terms at work and runs into difficulties. Kramer (Michael Richards) gets a hot tub. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has an immigrant runner as a houseguest and worries that he might oversleep so she lets him stay at Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld). Jerry sets his alarm clock, but Kramer shorts out the power with his hottub so the runner wakes up late for the big race.
The Soup Nazi / season 7 - episode 6
Writer: Spike Feresten
Director: Andy Ackerman
While on their way to the "soup place" Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) finds an antique cabinet she wants. George (Jason Alexander) makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." Elaine isn't allowed to move her cabinet into her building, so Kramer (Michael Richards) offers to watch it for her, out on the street. George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie". Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," gets on his bad side and is banned for a year. In broad daylight and in Kramer's presence, two guys come along and take the cabinet.
The Secret Code / season 7 - episode 7
Writer: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
While George (Jason Alexander) balks at giving his secret bank code to Susan, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is hired to do a commercial for appliance dealer Leapin' Larry. However, when Jerry's foot falls asleep during their first meeting, the one-legged Larry is sure he's being cruelly mocked. And when Jerry's friend Fred doesn't remember her from a party, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) wants to know why, while Kramer's (Michael Richards) fascination with firefighters leads him to buy an emergency scanner. Meanwhile, in hopes of salvaging an evening with Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and her boss, clothing catalog legend J. Peterman, Jerry tricks George into joining them. When Elaine gets another offer from Fred, she calls Peterman to cancel, but not Jerry and George.
The Pool Guy / season 7 - episode 8
Writer: David Mandel
Director: Andy Ackerman
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer (Michael Richards) suggests that is the wrong move and that George's (Jason Alexander) worlds will collide. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, then he can't get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan, then he finds out it was Jerry's idea. Kramer's new phone number is similar to a film information line. He keeps getting wrong numbers, so he begins giving out the information.
The Sponge / season 7 - episode 9
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Director: Andy Ackerman
While sponsoring Kramer (Michael Richards) for an AIDS Walk, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) spots the name of an old college classmate on the sign-up sheet. Over Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) objections, he copies down Lena Small's phone number and calls her for a date. Worried that Lena would mind, Jerry then keeps secret just how he got the number until he's forced to tell George (Jason Alexander) in confidence. But an argument over secrecy prompts George to tell Susan everything, including Jerry's secret. Meanwhile, when her favorite birth control device, the Today Sponge, is taken off the market, Elaine searches high and low until she finds the last remaining case.
The Gum / season 7 - episode 10
Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Uncomfortable about sitting with Lloyd at the theater, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) claims Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) forgot his glasses and asks to be put in the front row. And to protect Lloyd's feelings, Kramer (Michael Richards) gives Jerry a pair of glasses from the theater's lost and found. But when Kramer learns they belong to the guest of honor at the theater's grand reopening, he trades them for a much stronger pair, making it virtually impossible for Jerry to see. Meanwhile, a pair of revealing accidents convince Lloyd that Elaine is coming on to him.
The Rye / season 7 - episode 11
Writer: Carol Leifer
Director: Andy Ackerman
With her new relationship with jazz musician John Germaine going well, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) lets Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) in on the news. However, when Jerry then mentions it to a member of John's band, she worries about appearing too eager. Meanwhile, wanting to make a good impression, George's (Jason Alexander) dad insists on bringing a special loaf of rye bread to a dinner with Susan's parents. And after a buying spree at a bulk discount store, Kramer (Michael Richards) agrees to drive a friend's hansom cab for a week. While returning home from their disastrous dinner, George discovers his dad kept the loaf of marble rye they brought as a gift.
The Caddy / season 7 - episode 12
Writer: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
Director: Andy Ackerman
Kramer (Michael Richards) befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George's (Jason Alexander) bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so dedicated to his work that he is there in the morning before everyone else and still there after they all leave. They don't know that he's just been leaving his car in the parking lot waiting for his free visit from a locksmith. Taking advantage of the situation, he and Susan go up north to her parent's rebuilt cabin.
The Seven / season 7 - episode 13
Writer: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) sees a girl's bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer (Michael Richards) saves the day and wants the bike. George (Jason Alexander) is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. He desperately tries to convince them to use another name. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Jerry is curious when his girlfriend is always wearing the same dress, every time they go out.
The Cadillac (1) / season 7 - episode 14
Writer: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Director: Andy Ackerman
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) travels to Florida to give his parents a Cadillac as a surprise gift. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and Krames learn how much money Jerry makes. Elaine is now interested in Jerry. George (Jason Alexander) learns that one of Elaine's friends knows actress Marisa Tomei. Even as Elaine's friend is in the hospital he pesters Elaine to arrange for a meeting with Marisa Tomei for a cup of coffee. George begins to rethink his engagement plans when the possiblity of being with the possiblity of being with Marisa Tomei looms over the horizon. The cable guy tries to meet with Kramer (Michael Richards) about his illegal cable hookup.
The Cadillac (2) / season 7 - episode 15
Writer: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Director: Andy Ackerman
Kramer (Michael Richards) continues to give the cable guy the runaround. Finally the cable guy admits that they should keep to the times they have scheduled to install things and if they can't they should call. This in essence was a victory for Kramer. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) gets George (Jason Alexander) the phone number for Marisa Tomei and tells Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) that she wants to join him in Florida. George schemes with Elaine to come up with a cover story to allow him to rendevous with Marisa Tomei. George decides the story they will use will invlove his alias Art Vandaley. Art is an importer exporter that George is spending time with according to the story.
The Shower Head / season 7 - episode 16
Writer: Peter Mehlman & Marjorie Gross
Director: Andy Ackerman
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) parent's are in seclusion in New York while biding time until they can move back to Florida. George (Jason Alexander) tries to convince his parents to move to Florida. The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model; Newman finds a source for black market shower heads. The Seinfelds tell the Costanzas that there is no room for them in Florida, that gives Frank all the incentive he needs to move. George is delighted.
The Doll / season 7 - episode 17
Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Director: Andy Ackerman
While in Memphis, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) agrees to deliver a wedding gift from Susan's friend, Sally. But when it ruins an unusual bottle of barbecue sauce he was bringing back for a television appearance, Jerry asks her to bring a case of the stuff when she comes to New York. After turning George's (Jason Alexander) old bedroom into a billiard room, Frank learns that a picture Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) took in Tuscany may be of his long-lost cousin Carlo. And when told he has the picture, Kramer's (Michael Richards) friend the Maestro agrees to look for it at home. Meanwhile, George is uncomfortable with a doll in Susan's collection that looks exactly like his mother.
The Friars Club / season 7 - episode 18
Writer: David Mandel
Director: Andy Ackerman
Following the unexpected postponement of their wedding, George (Jason Alexander) badgers Susan for permission to set up Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) with her maid of honor, Hallie. Arranging for dinner at the Friars Club where he's been proposed for membership, Jerry arrives without the requisite jacket. But after borrowing one from the maitre d', he forgets to return it once their dinner is through. Meanwhile, unable to sleep because of his new routine, Kramer (Michael Richards) sets off into the night wearing Jerry's jacket from the club. The next day, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) discovers that Kramer not only wore the jacket, but he dropped it off at the cleaners, too.
The Wig Master / season 7 - episode 19
Writer: Spike Feresten
Director: Andy Ackerman
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) uses Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George (Jason Alexander) has an unwanted house guest, a wig master for the touring company of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." He also has found a parking lot that charges $75 dollars a month; Kramer (Michael Richards) decides to put his car there. Unfortunately, he leaves his apartment key there. When he can't get his key, he is allowed to borrow a pink Cadillac. Jerry is convinced the clerk is working Elaine.
The Calzone / season 7 - episode 20
Writer: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer
Director: Andy Ackerman
Kramer (Michael Richards) starts to enjoy wearing warm clothes straight from the dryer. He almost gets into trouble when he runs out of quarters for the laundrymat. Kramer decides to try warming his clothes in an oven instead. George (Jason Alexander) gains great powers over his boss Steinbrenner after he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Now Steinbrenner won't make any major moves without consulting George. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) tells Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) that he thinks her boyfriend has been dating her without ever asking her out officially. This would be to circumvent a great cornerstone of the dating game.
The Bottle Deposit (1) / season 7 - episode 21
Writer: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
Director: Andy Ackerman
George (Jason Alexander) doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction, her ceiling is $10,000; however, she gets into a bidding war with Sue Ellen, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized. Newman finds the missing ingredient to make it cost effective in Kramer's (Michael Richards) scheme to collect used pop bottles and cans and take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) takes his car to a mechanic, who's fanatical about car care.
The Bottle Deposit (2) / season 7 - episode 22
Writer: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
Director: Andy Ackerman
Wilhelm is delighted with the job George (Jason Alexander) did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) car, damaged beyond recognition. It's not, and later Jerry's mechanic calls him from the car. Kramer (Michael Richards) spots Jerry's car in Ohio. Steinbrenner calls George into his office about the project report and has him committed. Kramer ditches the cans, bottles, mailbags and Newman in pursuit of Jerry's car.
The Wait Out / season 7 - episode 23
Writer: Peter Mehlman
Story: Peter Mehlman & Matt Selman
Director: Andy Ackerman
Told that the marriage is on the rocks, both Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) admit to being interested in dating Beth and David Lookner. Following George's (Jason Alexander) offhand remark about their marriage, Beth and David suddenly decide to separate. And while Beth is ready to get on with life after marriage, David blames George for her leaving. Meanwhile, Kramer (Michael Richards) insists he's still thin enough to wear pair of tight jeans, only to discover he can't get them off in time to help his friend Mickey with an important audition. When George arrives at Beth's apartment to admit his remark was in jest, Jerry is determined to keep him from interfering.
The Invitations / season 7 - episode 24
Writer: Larry David
Director: Andy Ackerman
Even after he and Susan purchase the invitations, George (Jason Alexander) desperately searches for some way to keep their wedding from happening. And as Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) lobbies to be an usher, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) realizes that George's marriage will leave him alone with Kramer (Michael Richards). So, when a woman saves Jerry from being run down by a car, Jerry falls in love with Jeannie Steinman, a woman who turns out to be just like him! Meanwhile, Kramer tries to take advantage of a bank's policy to pay $100 anytime an employee doesn't say "hello." Refusing to let Elaine usher, Susan also insists that Kramer not either.
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