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The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) / Pilot
Jesus Christ and Frosty the Snowman battle in this short. The kids [Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman), Kyle (Kyle Broflovski), Stan (Stan Marsh), and Kenny (Kenny McKormick)] witness the fight. Kenny looks like Cartman, and gets thrown by Frosty into the snow and bleeds until he dies.


The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa Claus) / Pilot
Jesus Christ fights again, this time against his arch rival, Santa Claus. The kids witness this one as well. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is killed by weird flying objects that Santa was tossing at Jesus.


Cartman Gets an Anal Probe / season 1 - episode 1
Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) gets abducted by visitors during the night and is implanted with an anal probe. The next day he tells the gang it was a dream, but they knew it was real. Cartman still does not believe them after Ike gets abducted, he farts fire, Kenny (Kenny McKormick) dies, and an 80 foot satelite dish comes out of his butt. Kenny is killed when the visitors zap him, he flies onto the pasture (signaling he's okay) only to get trampled by cows, he flies onto the road and is run over by Officer Barbrady's police car.


Weight Gain 4000 / season 1 - episode 2
Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) wins an environmental essay contest by copying "Walden" by Henry David Thorough. He wins the contest and is asked to appear on national television with Kathy Lee Gifford as the award presenter. Cartman uses Weight Gain 4000 to bulk up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is convinced by Mr. Hat to kill Kathy Lee because of a youth rivalry. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is catapulted up and is impaled on the flagpole.


Volcano / season 1 - episode 3
A volcano is discovered in South Park. The seismograph picks it up, and the four kids with Uncle Jimbo and Ned are camping out on the volcano. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) tells of Scuzzlebutt, whose right hand is made of celery and left leg is Patrick Duffy. Local South Park residents are shown "education films" telling you to duck and cover when lava comes your way. Back on the volcano, Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is smashed by a fire ball, but is okay. Ned drops his gun and Kenny is shot and killed.


Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride / season 1 - episode 4
Stan (Stan Marsh) gets a dog, Sparky, only to find out from Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) that Sparky is gay. The kids are on the South Park Cows football team, and Stan is the star QB. His uncle, Jimbo, gets everyone to bet on the Cows to beat the Middle Park Cowboys, despite a 60 point spread. Sparky runs away and Stan traces him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Shelter. Stan is taught that being gay is okay, and comes back to help his team score a touchdown and beat the sixty point spread. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is ripped apart by the Cowboys.


An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig / season 1 - episode 5
Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) orders an elephant and is upset at its great size. The kids think it would be great if an elephant's size was reduced to that of a pig. They try to genetically mix Cartman's (Eric Theodore Cartman) pet pig's DNA with the elephant. The crazy Doctor Mephesto creates an evil clone of Stan (Stan Marsh), who terrorizes the town. Mephesto tells the kid you can't splice elephant and pig DNA, so they must make love, according to Chef. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is thrown into a microwave by Stan's evil clone.


Death / season 1 - episode 6
Stan's (Stan Marsh) grandfather just turned 102, and wants Stan to assist in killing himself. Death, or more commonly known as the Grim Reaper, comes to haunt the town, looking for Kenny (Kenny McKormick), and kills him. Stan's sister Shelly beats up on Stan. The parents of the kids find out they are watching Terrance and Phillip and they protest to the channel which displayed Terrance and Phillip. Many adults are catapulted against the building in protest.


Pink Eye / season 1 - episode 7
The Halloween episode, this features Kenny (Kenny McKormick) getting hit by a Russian space shuttle. At the morgue, his bodily fluids are drained and replaces with stuff. He starts a race of zombies. News spreads, people thinking the zombies just had pink eye cases. At Halloween, Stan (Stan Marsh) is dressed as Raggedy Andy, Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) as Hitler (later changes his costume to the Ku Klux Klan outfit), and Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) (after also trying Chewbacca and the planets) goes as a vampire. They have to find the lead zombie and kill him, having no clue who he is. They kill Kenny. Kenny then rises from the grave only to die again.


Damien / season 1 - episode 8
The son of Satan, Damien, is enrolled in South Park Elementary. He immediately is picked on and is not invited to Cartman's (Eric Theodore Cartman) birthday party. Pip tells Damien of not being popular. Satan arises from Hell to fight Jesus on Cartman's birthday party day. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is turned into a duck-billed platypus by the upset Damien. Jimbo shoots Kenny, thinking he is a duck billed platypus. Everybody bets on Satan to win.


Starvin' Marvin / season 1 - episode 9
Mephesto creates a bunch of wild flesh-eating turkeys. They terrorize the people of South Park, killing many. The kids call one of those "save the poor children" campaigns in order to receive a free digital sports watch. The company accidentally sent them a starving Etheopian instead of the watch. They take care of him, calling him Starvin' Marvin. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is pecked to death by the turkeys.


Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo / season 1 - episode 10
It's almost Christmas, Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) is brushing his teeth when his old pal Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo, shows up. Kyle gets in trouble for talking about him, and is sent to the mental hospital. The school play of Jesus being born, had to be redone because it was offensive to Jews. The new play had no religious things at all. Mr. Hankey saves the day, getting Kyle out of rehab. Kenny (Kenny McKormick), after avoiding electricution and a shark attack, never dies. Yay! It's a X-Mas present to him, I guess.


Tom's Rhinoplasty / season 1 - episode 11
It's Valentine's Day, and the kids get a sub teacher because Mr. Garrison gets a nose job at Tom's Rhinoplasty. The kids fall in love with their sub, Miss Ellen. Wendy is jealous of Miss Ellen because Stan (Stan Marsh) is competing for Miss Ellen. The kids find out that Miss Ellen is a lesbian, but do not know what that means. Wendy has to do something about Miss Ellen, when Mr. Garrison informs the class that he will not return. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is impaled by a sword accidentally thrown by Miss Ellen.


Mecha-Streisand / season 1 - episode 12
When the kids are on a field trip to a digging site, Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) finds a triangular thing. He tosses it back, where Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) finds it. Kyle shows it to the archaeologist, who says it must be a spearhead. Barbra Streisand finds out about it and tries to get it from Kyle. She invites the children to come with her, and she chains them up in her house. She uses the triangle to become Mecha-Streisand. Leonard Maltin, Robert Smith, and Sidney Poitier have to rescue the town from Mecha-Streisand.


Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1) / season 1 - episode 13
Cartman becomes curious, and wants to know who his father is. He asks his mother, and she only remembers about that night at the 12th Annual Drunken Bar Dance, was Cheif Runningwater. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) finds out that the chief that Chef was also with Ms. Cartman that night. Chef says that she was also with Mr. Garrison that night. Mr. Garrison says that everybody was with her that night. Mephesto tells Cartman that for $300, he will genetically find out who Cartman's father is. Stan (Stan Marsh) and Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) enter a video with Cartman playing with his dolls to America's Stupidest Home Videos.

 

 

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South Park episode list

South Park First Season
Number of episodes: 13 - Length: 30 mins
13-Aug-1997 / 25-Feb-1998

01.Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
02.Weight Gain 4000
03.Volcano
04.Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
05.An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
06.Death
07.Pink Eye
08.Damien
09.Starvin' Marvin
10.Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
11.Tom's Rhinoplasty
12.Mecha-Streisand
13.Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

South Park Second Season
Number of episodes: 18 - Length: 30 mins
01-Apr-1998 / 20-Jan-1999

14.Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
15.Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2)
16.Chickenlover
17.Ike's Wee Wee
18.Conjoined Fetus Lady
19.The Mexican Staring Frog of SouthernSriLanka
20.City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a.Flashbacks)
21.Summer Sucks
22.Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
23.Chickenpox
24.Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
25.Clubhouses
26.Cow Days
27.Chef Aid
28.Spooky Fish
29.Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
30.Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes)
31.Prehistoric Ice Man

South Park Third Season
Number of episodes: 17 - Length: 30 mins
07-Apr-1999 / 12-Jan-2000

32.Rainforest Schmainforest
33.Spontaneous Combustion
34.The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)
35.Tweek vs. Craig
36.Jakovasaurs
37.Sexual Harassment Panda
38.Cat Orgy
39.Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (a.k.a. Melvins)
40.Jewbilee
41.Chinpokomon
42.Starvin' Marvin in Space!
43.Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
44.Hooked on Monkey Fonics
45.The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)
46.Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
47.Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
48.Worldwide Recorder Concert

South Park Fourth Season
Number of episodes: 17 - Length: 30 mins
05-Apr / 20-Dec-2000

49.Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
50.The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000
51.Quintuplets 2000
52.Timmy! 2000
53.Pip
54.Cartman Joins NAMBLA
55.Cherokee Hair Tampons
56.Chef Goes Nanners
57.Something You Can Do With Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang)
58.Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
59.Probably
60.4th Grade
61.Trapper Keeper
62.Helen Keller! The Musical
63.Fat Camp
64.The Wacky Molestation Adventure
65.A Very Crappy Christmas

South Park Fifth Season
Number of episodes: 14 - Length: 30 mins
20-Jun / 12-Dec-2001

66.Scott Tenorman Must Die
67.It Hits the Fan
68.Cripple Fight
69.The Super Best Friends
70.Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
71.Cartmanland
72.Proper Condom Use
73.Towelie
74.Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
75.How to Eat With Your Butt
76.The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)
77.Here Comes the Neighborhood
78.Kenny Dies
79.Butters' Very Own Episode

South Park Sixth Season
Number of episodes: 17 - Length: 30 mins
06-Mar / 11-Dec-2002

80.Freak Strike
81.Jared Has Aides
82.Asspen
83.The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer
84.Fun With Veal
85.Professor Chaos
86.Simpsons Already Did It
87.Red Hot Catholic Love
88.Free Hat
89.Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
90.Child Abduction is Not Funny
91.A Ladder to Heaven
92.The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
93.The Death Camp of Tolerance
94.The Biggest Douche in the Universe
95.My Future Self n' Me
96.Red Sleigh Down

South Park Seventh Season
Number of episodes: 15 - Length: 30 mins
19-Mar / 17-Dec-2003

97.I'm A Little Bit Country
98.Krazy Kripples
99.Toilet Paper
100.Cancelled
101.Fat Butt and Pancake Head
102.Lil' Crime Stoppers
103.Red Man's Greed
104.South Park is Gay!
105.Christian Rock Hard
106.Grey Dawn
107.Casa Bonita
108.All About the Mormons?
109.Butt Out
110.Raisins
111.It's Christmas in Canada

South Park Eighth Season
Number of episodes: 14 - Length: 30 mins
17-Mar / 15-Dec-2004

112.Good Times With Weapons
113.AWESOM-O
114.Up the Down Steroid
115.The Passion of the Jew
116.You Got F*cked in the Ass
117.The Jeffersons
118.Goobacks
119.Douche and Turd
120.Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
121.Pre-School
122.Quest for Ratings
123.Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
124.Cartman's Incredible Gift
125.Woodland Critter Christmas

Pilot
The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)
The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa)

Feature Movie
Bigger Longer & Uncut (30-Jun-1999)

Special

Jay Leno Comes to South Park (20-Nov-1997)
Chef Aid: Behind the Menu (07-Oct-1998)
Goin' Down To South Park (03-May-1999)
Dead Friend Sketch (09-Oct-1999)
Great Destinations (19-Jun-2002)
South Park 5th Anniversary Special (03-Sep-2002)

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