South Park season 1The first season on DVD? check here: The first season episode guideThe Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) / Pilot Jesus Christ and Frosty the Snowman battle in this short. The kids [Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman), Kyle (Kyle Broflovski), Stan (Stan Marsh), and Kenny (Kenny McKormick)] witness the fight. Kenny looks like Cartman, and gets thrown by Frosty into the snow and bleeds until he dies.
The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa Claus) / Pilot Jesus Christ fights again, this time against his arch rival, Santa Claus. The kids witness this one as well. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is killed by weird flying objects that Santa was tossing at Jesus.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe / season 1 - episode 1 Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) gets abducted by visitors during the night and is implanted with an anal probe. The next day he tells the gang it was a dream, but they knew it was real. Cartman still does not believe them after Ike gets abducted, he farts fire, Kenny (Kenny McKormick) dies, and an 80 foot satelite dish comes out of his butt. Kenny is killed when the visitors zap him, he flies onto the pasture (signaling he's okay) only to get trampled by cows, he flies onto the road and is run over by Officer Barbrady's police car.
Weight Gain 4000 / season 1 - episode 2 Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) wins an environmental essay contest by copying "Walden" by Henry David Thorough. He wins the contest and is asked to appear on national television with Kathy Lee Gifford as the award presenter. Cartman uses Weight Gain 4000 to bulk up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is convinced by Mr. Hat to kill Kathy Lee because of a youth rivalry. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is catapulted up and is impaled on the flagpole.
Volcano / season 1 - episode 3 A volcano is discovered in South Park. The seismograph picks it up, and the four kids with Uncle Jimbo and Ned are camping out on the volcano. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) tells of Scuzzlebutt, whose right hand is made of celery and left leg is Patrick Duffy. Local South Park residents are shown "education films" telling you to duck and cover when lava comes your way. Back on the volcano, Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is smashed by a fire ball, but is okay. Ned drops his gun and Kenny is shot and killed.
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride / season 1 - episode 4 Stan (Stan Marsh) gets a dog, Sparky, only to find out from Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) that Sparky is gay. The kids are on the South Park Cows football team, and Stan is the star QB. His uncle, Jimbo, gets everyone to bet on the Cows to beat the Middle Park Cowboys, despite a 60 point spread. Sparky runs away and Stan traces him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Shelter. Stan is taught that being gay is okay, and comes back to help his team score a touchdown and beat the sixty point spread. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is ripped apart by the Cowboys.
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig / season 1 - episode 5 Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) orders an elephant and is upset at its great size. The kids think it would be great if an elephant's size was reduced to that of a pig. They try to genetically mix Cartman's (Eric Theodore Cartman) pet pig's DNA with the elephant. The crazy Doctor Mephesto creates an evil clone of Stan (Stan Marsh), who terrorizes the town. Mephesto tells the kid you can't splice elephant and pig DNA, so they must make love, according to Chef. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is thrown into a microwave by Stan's evil clone.
Death / season 1 - episode 6 Stan's (Stan Marsh) grandfather just turned 102, and wants Stan to assist in killing himself. Death, or more commonly known as the Grim Reaper, comes to haunt the town, looking for Kenny (Kenny McKormick), and kills him. Stan's sister Shelly beats up on Stan. The parents of the kids find out they are watching Terrance and Phillip and they protest to the channel which displayed Terrance and Phillip. Many adults are catapulted against the building in protest.
Pink Eye / season 1 - episode 7 The Halloween episode, this features Kenny (Kenny McKormick) getting hit by a Russian space shuttle. At the morgue, his bodily fluids are drained and replaces with stuff. He starts a race of zombies. News spreads, people thinking the zombies just had pink eye cases. At Halloween, Stan (Stan Marsh) is dressed as Raggedy Andy, Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) as Hitler (later changes his costume to the Ku Klux Klan outfit), and Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) (after also trying Chewbacca and the planets) goes as a vampire. They have to find the lead zombie and kill him, having no clue who he is. They kill Kenny. Kenny then rises from the grave only to die again.
Damien / season 1 - episode 8 The son of Satan, Damien, is enrolled in South Park Elementary. He immediately is picked on and is not invited to Cartman's (Eric Theodore Cartman) birthday party. Pip tells Damien of not being popular. Satan arises from Hell to fight Jesus on Cartman's birthday party day. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is turned into a duck-billed platypus by the upset Damien. Jimbo shoots Kenny, thinking he is a duck billed platypus. Everybody bets on Satan to win.
Starvin' Marvin / season 1 - episode 9 Mephesto creates a bunch of wild flesh-eating turkeys. They terrorize the people of South Park, killing many. The kids call one of those "save the poor children" campaigns in order to receive a free digital sports watch. The company accidentally sent them a starving Etheopian instead of the watch. They take care of him, calling him Starvin' Marvin. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is pecked to death by the turkeys.
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo / season 1 - episode 10 It's almost Christmas, Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) is brushing his teeth when his old pal Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo, shows up. Kyle gets in trouble for talking about him, and is sent to the mental hospital. The school play of Jesus being born, had to be redone because it was offensive to Jews. The new play had no religious things at all. Mr. Hankey saves the day, getting Kyle out of rehab. Kenny (Kenny McKormick), after avoiding electricution and a shark attack, never dies. Yay! It's a X-Mas present to him, I guess.
Tom's Rhinoplasty / season 1 - episode 11 It's Valentine's Day, and the kids get a sub teacher because Mr. Garrison gets a nose job at Tom's Rhinoplasty. The kids fall in love with their sub, Miss Ellen. Wendy is jealous of Miss Ellen because Stan (Stan Marsh) is competing for Miss Ellen. The kids find out that Miss Ellen is a lesbian, but do not know what that means. Wendy has to do something about Miss Ellen, when Mr. Garrison informs the class that he will not return. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is impaled by a sword accidentally thrown by Miss Ellen.
Mecha-Streisand / season 1 - episode 12 When the kids are on a field trip to a digging site, Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) finds a triangular thing. He tosses it back, where Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) finds it. Kyle shows it to the archaeologist, who says it must be a spearhead. Barbra Streisand finds out about it and tries to get it from Kyle. She invites the children to come with her, and she chains them up in her house. She uses the triangle to become Mecha-Streisand. Leonard Maltin, Robert Smith, and Sidney Poitier have to rescue the town from Mecha-Streisand.
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1) / season 1 - episode 13 Cartman becomes curious, and wants to know who his father is. He asks his mother, and she only remembers about that night at the 12th Annual Drunken Bar Dance, was Cheif Runningwater. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) finds out that the chief that Chef was also with Ms. Cartman that night. Chef says that she was also with Mr. Garrison that night. Mr. Garrison says that everybody was with her that night. Mephesto tells Cartman that for $300, he will genetically find out who Cartman's father is. Stan (Stan Marsh) and Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) enter a video with Cartman playing with his dolls to America's Stupidest Home Videos. report error and omissions here
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