South Park season 3The third season on DVD? check here: The third season episode guideRainforest Schmainforest / season 3 - episode 1
The kids are forced to join the Getting Gay with Kids travelling choir because of not paying attention in class. They are travelling in the rainforest when their guide gets killed. Their choir teacher is leading the way and trying to get out of the rainforest and into civilization. They encounter many creatures and scary things. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) goes his own seperate way. He finds construction men tearing down the rainforest. They give him food. He leads the construction men to where the rest of the Getting Gay with Kids choir is camping.
Spontaneous Combustion / season 3 - episode 2
In this hilarios episode of South Park the town is thretined with spontanneos combustion. Everybody is holding in their farts so much that they explode and it is up to randy Marsh to solve this case. While the kids are having a play at the town church people are exploding everywhere. The play was about how the people crusified Jesus and Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) was Jesus. After the play they forgot about Cartman and left him hanging. Randy has a solution to the problemn, he tells everybody to fart all they want and the problem will be fixed.
The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama) / season 3 - episode 3
Chef has found a new girlfriend. Little does he know what she really is. The kids are outraged and want their Chef back. They try to warn him but he doesn't listen to them. Chef's parents come to town and tell stories about their sightings of the Loch Ness Monster. The kids ask Mr. Garrison and he says she is a succubus. Chef is going down the aisle with the succubus.
Tweek vs. Craig / season 3 - episode 4
The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.
Jakovasaurs / season 3 - episode 5
The boys go camping and discover a strange species (that sounds and acts like Jar Jar Binks in "Phantom Menace"); the town helps to save the almost-extinct species but then wants to get rid of them because they're so annoying, all except Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman).
Sexual Harassment Panda / season 3 - episode 6
Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) Sues Stan (Stan Marsh)for sexual harassment and Kyle's (Kyle Broflovski) dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity. They find him at "The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to change his cause. He becomes Petey, the "don't sue people" Panda.
Cat Orgy / season 3 - episode 7
Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman). Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy.
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (a.k.a. Melvins) / season 3 - episode 8
Stan's (Stan Marsh) parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.
Jewbilee / season 3 - episode 9
Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) invites Kenny (Kenny McKormick) to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.
Chinpokomon / season 3 - episode 10
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japans #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!
Starvin' Marvin in Space! / season 3 - episode 11
Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to pick up the boys and take them to the planet Marklar. The Marklarians are willing to let the Ethiopians relocate to their world and the Christian channel does all they can to stop them.
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery / season 3 - episode 12
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!
Hooked on Monkey Fonics / season 3 - episode 13
Mrs. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her with his charm and teach her how to love and learn in public school.
The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War) / season 3 - episode 14
South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) and Stan (Stan Marsh) that will make them his slaves for one month.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics / season 3 - episode 15
Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus / season 3 - episode 16
Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan (Stan Marsh) some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
Worldwide Recorder Concert / season 3 - episode 17
The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan (Stan Marsh) and Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) try to figure out a way to "out cool" thsse kids from New York. Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their scheme goes much too far.
Bigger Longer & Uncut / Movie
The movie starts out with Stan (Stan Marsh) getting the other boys to go see the Terrence and Phillip movie, but the person selling tickets will not let them in so they get a bum to do it for them. They get in the movie witch starts out with some kind of racist joke and then goes on to a song about fucking uncles. All the people in the theater start walking out while the boys are the only ones in there and they are trying to suck up as much bad words and phrases they can. They go over to see all of there friends ice skating and all the kids think they are the coolest because they saw the movie. Wendy finds a new boyfriend and leaves Stan. The boys tell their friend how they got in so they all go get the bum to let them all in. The next day in school all of the kids are cussing at every one and every thing. report error and omissions here
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