South Park season 4
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Cartman's
Silly Hate Crime 2000 / season 4 - episode 1
Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) throws a rock at Token's
head, but instead of detention, he is tried and
convicted for a federal hate crime. The other
boys need Cartman for ballast in their sled race,
so they try to help him escape. When that doesn't
work, they give a presentation to the governor
that illustrates the hypocrisy of "hate crime"
legislation. Cartman does manage to make an escape
attempt with the help of his cellmate. They are
caught, but the guards don't take him back because
his pardon was issued that same day.
The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000 / season 4 - episode 2
The boys start a small scam where they steal money
left by the "tooth fairy" for other
children. The operation becomes too conspicuous
and unprofitable in South Park, so they try a
rich Denver suburb. They find that a powerful
syndicate already exists there, run by a kid named
Loogie. The boys start working for him, but Cartman
(Eric
Theodore Cartman) wants to make his own big
score, without earning for Loogie.
Quintuplets 2000 / season 4 - episode 3
The boys attend the last American performance
of Cirque du Cheville, and are entranced by the
Vladchik Contorting Romanian Quintuplets. They
try to make their own version of the circus, but
Kenny's (Kenny
McKormick) vocal limitations keep their vision
from being realized. Meanwhile, the quintuplets
run away from the tour with their grandmother,
who does not want to go back to impoverished Romania.
They stay at Stan's (Stan
Marsh) house, and after a night of passion
between his grandfather and the Romanian grandmother,
she dies. The Romanian government tries to get
the girls to return in the custody of their estranged
father, and Janet Reno sends the national guard
in to help retrieve them. After a reunion with
their father is unsuccessful, the girls take a
limo to the "Oprah" show.
Timmy! 2000 / season 4 - episode 4
There is a new student in Mr. Garrison's class:
Timmy, a retarded boy who is in a wheelchair and
can only mutter his name. The school figures this
to be Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), so he
is prescribed Ritalin and is excused from doing
his homework. The other kids catch on, and soon
everybody is diagnosed with ADD and on Ritalin.
Timmy happens upon a garage band rehearsing, and
joins them as their new lead vocalist. They win
a local contest, which gets them a gig opening
for Phil Collins at a music festival. Collins
is opposed to people paying to see Timmy, just
to laugh at him, and the rest of Ritalin-addled
South Park agrees.
Pip / season 4 - episode 5
This is the story of Pip's origin. Pip gets a
job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella.
She only spurns his optimism with insults. When
Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman
he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham
plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's
tears to power her Genesis device and will allow
her to gain revenge on all men.
Cartman Joins NAMBLA / season 4 - episode 6
Cartman feels that he cannot relate to the other
boys anymore, so he goes on the internet to find
more mature friends. Naturally, he attracts a
lot of attention in a chat room for men who like
young boys. He tries meeting a couple of them,
including Mr. Garrison, but each new friend ends
up getting arrested by the FBI. He goes to Mephesto
to create a mature friend for him, but Mephesto
instead recommends that he attend his local chapter
of NAMBLA. Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) shows up at a hotel hosting
a convention for the North American Man-Boy Love
Association, and he is invited to be their poster
boy. They plan a party and tell Cartman to invite
all his young male friends to join. The feds hear
about the gathering and bust in on NAMBLA, but
not the right one.
Cherokee Hair Tampons / season 4 - episode 7
Kyle's (Kyle
Broflovski) diabetes has now affected his
kidneys, and he desperately needs a transplant.
His mother, however, has gotten into a local fad:
holistic medicine. Of course, the herbs and roots
aren't working, and only Stan (Stan
Marsh) seems to understand Kyle's needs. The
doctor tells him that only Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) has a matching kidney for
Kyle, but when Stan goes to ask him, Cartman demands
$10,000,000. Instead, Stan hatches a scheme where
he tricks Cartman into thinking his kidney was
taken. Cartman signs a release to have the doctor
put it back in, but the release actually allowed
the doctor to do the actual transplant.
Chef Goes Nanners / season 4 - episode 8
Chef organizes a protest against the South Park
flag, which depicts four white stick figures hanging
a black stick figure, and apparently cheering.
He sees it as racist, but Jimbo and many others
in the town don't want to lose the history that
the flag represents. At South Park Elementary,
there is a debate over the issue, with Stan (Stan
Marsh) and Kyle (Kyle
Broflovski) leading a team for the flag, and
Wendy and Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) leading the opposition.
After working together, Wendy finds that she has
an attraction to Cartman, and sexual tension builds
up to the debate. When it is her turn to speak,
she is too nervous, so she kisses Cartman to release
the tension, then goes on to deliver a compelling
argument.
Something You Can Do With Your Finger (a.k.a.
Fingerbang) / season 4 - episode 9
Cartman has a dream about being in a successful
boy band, so he convinces the other boys to join
him, in hopes of making $10,000,000. To be a proper
boy band, they need five members, so after auditions,
they settle on Wendy, and dress her up as a boy.
The band, called "Fingerbang", gets
a gig playing at the South Park Mall. Stan's (Stan
Marsh) father, however, refuses to allow him
to stay in the band. It is revealed that Mr. Marsh
was in his own boy band as a teenager, but his
quick brush with fame ended in humiliation. After
an emotional upheaval, Mr. Marsh takes Stan to
the mall, anyway, and the band starts to perform.
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? / season 4 - episode 10
The boys learn about Hell in church [except,
of course, for Kyle (Kyle
Broflovski)], and about baptism, making confession,
and taking communion to avoid going there. The
priest's sermon motivates the boys to take action,
and getting their first communion becomes their
primary concern. They tell Kyle, who is now afraid
that he will go to Hell because he is Jewish.
They are also concerned about Timmy, who cannot
confess his sins because he can only say his name.
They ask the nun if the mentally handicapped go
to Hell, but she has to refer to the Pope.
Probably / season 4 - episode 11
Picking up from Episode 410, Cartman's (Eric
Theodore Cartman) evangelical mission has
grown popular with the children of South Park.
He plans to build a new church, and his congregation
builds. He gets a call from Kenny (Kenny
McKormick), who is actually OK after riding
underneath the bus all the way to Mexico. Cartman
believes this is a message from Hell, but the
real story down there is about Satan's torrid
night in Saddam's hotel room. Chris tries to get
over it, but he gets in a continual fight with
Saddam, where they kill each other, come back
to Hell, and keep repeating the process. Satan
goes to God for advice, who suggests trying to
be single, instead of depending on a life partner.
4th Grade / season 4 - episode 12
With Mr. Garrison missing, and a new school year
beginning, it's time to enter the fourth grade.
The new teacher is Ms. Choksondik, a woman who
actually seems intent on teaching the class. The
students miss the third grade already, so they
enlist two local college students to build a time
machine to take them back. They create a device
using Timmy's wheelchair, but it only manages
to send him into the past, back to the time
of dinosaurs. In the present, Ms. Choksondik is
becoming increasingly frustrated with her inattentive
class, so she hunts down Mr. Garrison, who is
now living as a hermit in the mountains. He teaches
her how to manage the class properly through various
exercises.
Trapper Keeper / season 4 - episode 13
Kyle (Kyle
Broflovski) comes to school with his new "Dawson's
Creek" Trapper Keeper, and wants to show
it off, but Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) upstages him with his highly
sophisticated Trapper Keeper, which has an incredible
number of features. They are visited by a cyborg
from the future who calls himself Bill Cosby,
and pretends to be a new fourth grade student.
Eventually, he reveals his mission, which is to
destroy Cartman's Trapper Keeper, thereby preventing
a massive human vs. robot war in the future. Of
course, Cartman would rather keep it. Meanwhile,
Mr. Garrison has been re-hired to teach Kindergarten,
and three-year-old Ike joins his class because
of his allegedly advanced intelligence. They hold
an election for class president: Ike vs. the five-year-old
Fillmore.
Helen Keller! The Musical / season 4 - episode 14
The boys are doing their version of the Helen
Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners
show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new
friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and
outstanding musicals galore!
Fat Camp / season 4 - episode 15
Mrs. Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) holds an intervention for
her son's eating problem and is sending him to
fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter.
Cartman is selling candy to the fat kids. Kenny
(Kenny
McKormick) is challenged by the other children
to do crazy things for money. Kenny's popularity
rises and he soon gets his own TV show. An event
happens where Kenny gets inside Ms. Crabtree's
uterus for six hours.
The Wacky Molestation Adventure / season 4 - episode 16
The "Raging Pussies" concert is on!
Kyle (Kyle
Broflovski) calls the police and say his parents
have been "molestering" him. Soon all
the children are calling in on all the adults
in South Park. Until only children live in South
Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and
they have the task of retrieving a book for the
fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get
therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing
their children.
A Very Crappy Christmas / season 4 - episode 17
Kyle (Kyle
Broflovski) and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey.
When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for
a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr.
Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their
three little nuggets. He tells them that no one
is into Christmas. They all decide to try and
spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails
and the boys decide to create an animated special
of their own.
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