South Park season 5The fifth season on DVD? check here: The fifth season episode guideScott Tenorman Must Die / season 5 - episode 1
Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
It Hits the Fan / season 5 - episode 2
The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world.
Cripple Fight / season 5 - episode 3
Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.
The Super Best Friends / season 5 - episode 4
Stan (Stan Marsh), Kyle (Kyle Broflovski), Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) and Kenny (Kenny McKormick) discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow / season 5 - episode 5
In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
Cartmanland / season 5 - episode 6
Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles' (Kyle Broflovski) ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
Proper Condom Use / season 5 - episode 7
Thanks to Stan's (Stan Marsh) "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex.
Towelie / season 5 - episode 8
The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can't be the case when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from… gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's (Stan Marsh) new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants / season 5 - episode 9
Cartmen The boys send money to Afghanistan (Stan Marsh) and get a box in return, leading the government to investigate. The boys stowaway on a government plane to return the goat and end up fighting with Osama.
How to Eat With Your Butt / season 5 - episode 10
Cartman puts Kenny's (Kenny McKormick) face on a milk carton with his own butt as Kenny's face, but then some butt-faced people appear in town to see if Kenny is their long-lost child, so Cartman (Eric Theodore Cartman) laughs so hard that he loses his ability to laugh. Butters keeps getting in trouble for making faces.
The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device) / season 5 - episode 11
Mr. Garrison decides to build his own transportation device because of horrible airline service and inconvenience. It works great, even if it does require homosexual-like sexual behavior to run it, and it makes him very successful. Kyle's (Kyle Broflovski) annoying nerdy cousin comes to visit and drives Kyle crazy, so Kyle tries to get rid of him.
Here Comes the Neighborhood / season 5 - episode 12
Token, the rich (black) kid in town, is not happy with being different from the other kids, so he invites other rich people to move there and it becomes like the next Aspen (all of the rich people are black celebrities). The townspeople go up in arms to stop their town from changing and being taken over by the "richers".
Kenny Dies / season 5 - episode 13
Cartman finds a crashed truck with aborted fetuses and figures out a way to sell stem cells to get rich. Stan (Stan Marsh) and Kyle (Kyle Broflovski) have to deal with the fact that Kenny (Kenny McKormick) is going to die from a terminal disease.
Butters' Very Own Episode / season 5 - episode 14
Butters looks forward to his annual anniversary dinner with his parents but ends up accidentally outing his father. He gets lost when his mother tries to drown him in a fit of depression, and he has to find his way back home through some horrible places in the city. Meanwhile, his parents become local celebrities like the Ramseys as people think Butters is just missing and his mother tries to hide what happened by blaming it on "Some Puerto Rican guy". report error and omissions here
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