South Park season 6
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The sixth season episode guide
Freak
Strike / season 6 - episode 1
The kids figure out that talk shows like to have
people with deformities as guests so they make
Butters look like he's got testicles on his chin
in order to win prize money from the shows. They
find there's a whole group of freaks that make
the talk show circuit and they take Butters in
as one of their own and decide to go on strike.
When Butters wins the prize, a trip to a Putt-Putt
golf course that the other boys can't benefit
from, Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) goes on a talk show with
his mother as an "out of control" child
so that he can win, too.
Jared Has Aides / season 6 - episode 2
Because of seeing Jared in Subway ads, the boys
decide to have Butters lose weight so they can
be rich and famous like Jared, so they get sponsored
by the local Chinese restaurant. Butters gains
weight instead so his parents ground him. Jared
comes to town and share his weight loss secret
that he has "aides" (meaning personal
trainers), shocking everyone who thinks he has
AIDS and is advocating it to all.
Asspen / season 6 - episode 3
The boys' parents go on a trip to Aspen where
they have to listen to a timeshare sales pitch
which ends up taking over their whole vacation.
The boys learn to ski and are surrounded by teens
from a bad 80's-style movie where Stan (Stan
Marsh) is forced to race against the local
tough guy.
The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer / season 6 - episode 4
The kids force themselves to watch a bad kids'
show (where Russell Crowe travels around the world
beating people up) in order to see the new trailer
for Terrance and Phillip's movie, but they keep
getting interrupted and having to move around
town to different TV's. Chef can't figure out
how to use his new TV and it ends up turning into
a robot and walking around town smashing things.
Fun With Veal / season 6 - episode 5
The boys visit a ranch and learn that cute baby
cows are going to be slaughtered, so they abduct
them and hide them in Stan's (Stan
Marsh) room, which results in a hostage situation.
Professor Chaos / season 6 - episode 6
The boys decide to fire Butters as their new
best friend and hold auditions for another one.
Butters decides to become an evil super-villain
named Professor Chaos and destroy the world.
South Park Already Did It / season 6 - episode 7
Cartman buys sea-men (like sea-monkeys), thinking
they will be something cool, and is disappointed
in what he gets, so the kids pour them into the
teacher's coffee. She dies, and the news says
that semen was found in her stomach, so they think
they will be held responsible. They go to the
lab where she is being autopsied and steal the
semen, then hide it back in Cartman's (Eric
Theodore Cartman) fish tank, where it grows
into a real civilization. Meanwhile, Professor
Chaos still tries to destroy the world but finds
that all of his ideas have already been done by
The South Park.
Red Hot Catholic Love / season 6 - episode 8
Church attendance is down because of the Catholic
priest scandals, so Priest Maxi travels to the
Vatican for guidance. He finds that all of the
priests are pedophiles and ruled by a giant spider.
The children are interviewed by counselors to
find out if they have been molested, but instead
they wonder why someone may want to stick something
up their butt. Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) thinks that maybe people
can shove food in their butts and crap out their
mouths, so he tries it. Meanwhile, all of the
townspeople become atheists and soon they are
also following Cartman's example.
Free Hat / season 6 - episode 9
The boys get upset to find out that their favorite
movies are being re-released with changes in them,
so they try to get a movement going, where they
give out free hats to get people to join, but
people are more interested in freeing a serial
baby-killer named Hat. The boys end up facing
the Wrath of Lucas and Spielberg as they try to
steal the only original copy of "Raiders
of the Lost Ark".
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society / season 6 - episode 10
BeBe wants plastic surgery to get her breasts
reduced because the boys revert to cavemen whenever
Bebe is around and fight, and the girls suddenly
have turned on her. The boys almost destroy the
town and themselves.
Child Abduction is Not Funny / season 6 - episode 11
News reports scare the parents of the town that
their children are not safe from abductors, so
they hire the guy who runs City Wok to build a
big wall like the one China has. He tries but
has to constantly fend off Mongol hordes. The
parents send their children away to protect them
from each other, so the children are adopted by
the Mongolians.
A Ladder to Heaven / season 6 - episode 12
The boys try to return a winning ticket to get
tons of candy, only to find that Kenny (Kenny
McKormick) was the one holding the ticket.
They break into his house to find it. Cartman
(Eric
Theodore Cartman) makes cocoa from some powder
(Kenny's ashes) and ends up being possessed by
the spirit of Kenny. The boys try to build a ladder
to heaven so they can ask Kenny where the ticket
is. The adults find out about the ladder, it becomes
a national focal point for sympathy, and the government
uses it as an excuse to start a war with Saddam.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring
to the Two Towers / season 6 - episode 13
Stan's (Stan
Marsh) parents realize they accidentally put
a raunchy porn video into the Lord of the Rings
box, which they lent to Butters' parents. Butters
sees some of the video and acts strangely. The
other boys get the video and try to take it back
to the store before the older kids can get it,
playing like they are on a Lord of the Rings-like
quest. A very funny takeoff on Lord of the Rings
and funny even to those who haven't seen it!
The Death Camp of Tolerance / season 6 - episode 14
Mr. Garrison is sent back to the 4th grade and
learns that if he gets fired for being gay, he
can sue for a lot of money. So he tries everything
he can think of to get in trouble, including inviting
"Mr. Slave" to class and inserting a
gerbil up his butt. When the children try to complain
to the parents, they are sent to a tolerance camp
that's run like a Nazi concentration camp. Meanwhile,
the gerbil tries to get out of Mr. Slave and his
is a strange subplot.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe / season 6 - episode 15
Cartman is dying because of Kenny's (Kenny
McKormick) soul, so Chef and the boys take
him to see John Edwards. They are disappointed
in him except for Kyle (Kyle
Broflovski), who freaks out at the idea that
his grandma is watching him, so he runs off to
join Jewleeard. Chef and Mrs. Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman) take Cartman to Scotland
so Chef's folks can use voodoo to get Kenny out,
while Stan (Stan
Marsh) tries to convince Kyle and other people
that Edwards is a fake (just a big douche)..
My Future Self n' Me / season 6 - episode 16
Stan's (Stan
Marsh) parents hire an actor, from a corporation
that specializes in getting kids off drugs, to
pretend to be Stan's wasted future self. Instead
Stan turns the tables on his parents, with the
help of Cartman (Eric
Theodore Cartman), who has started a new business
to help people wreak revenge. Butters also gets
a future self and uses Cartman's services for
his parents.
Red Sleigh Down / season 6 - episode 17
Cartman tries to be really good before Christmas
so he won't get on the "naughty" list.
He gets the idea to bring Christmas to the children
of Iraq, so he enlists Mr. Hankey's aid, and Mr.
Hankey gets the boys in touch with Santa. Santa
is shot down over Iraq so Jesus and the boys must
try to save him, and Christmas.
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