South Park Characters Chef: Chef is an inspiration to the boys. He tells them about woman and making sweet love to them, and sings to them a lot, and always (Well, ALMOST always) helps out the boys.
Mr. McCormick: He's a poor guy and drinks beer too much. He's also Kenny's dad. That's about it.
Mrs. McCormick: Kenny's mom. Nothing much is known about her yet. She gets mad at Mr. McCormick a lot. She wears a "I'm with Stupid" shirt.
Randy Marsh: He's Stan's Dad. He's a geologist, and watches out for volcano's that erupt in South Park.
Sharon Marsh: She is Stan's Mom. She doesn't really dare about much but what Stan does and says. Not much to know about her yet.
Grandpa: He is Stan's Grandpa. He always tries to kill himself 'cos he hates being old.
Shelly Marsh: Stan's evil sister who beats Stan up. She wears head gear and hates Stan.
Sparky: Sparky is Stan's gay dog who has sex with any other Male dog. He's part Doberman and part wolf.
Jimbo: He's Stan's Uncle Jimbo. He was in the Vietnam War, and likes to hunt animals and kill 'em. He also owns his own show called "Huntin' and Killin'."
Ned Gerblaski: Ned is Jimbo's old hunting buddy. He uses a Cancerkazoo because he used to smoke too much, and he doesn't have a left arm, because he lost it holding onto a grenade too long.
Mrs. Cartman:She is Cartman's mother, and father because she is a hermathilack, and she carries male genes as well as females, and has a penis. She gives Cartman whatever he wants, and she is a lot of the time prostitute.
Fluffy: Fluffy is Cartman's pet pig. She has had Sex with an elephant and had babies, but they looked like Mr. Garrison.
Kitty: Kitty is Cartman's pig who never get's fed. Kitty always meows at Cartman for food, and hisses and stuff.
Gerald Broslofki: Kyle's dad. He doesn't get things right in his head, pisses of Shiela (But, hey, who doesn't?), and get's mad at Kyle. Shiela Broslofki: She's a Bitch, and a Stupid Bitch. She get's pissed off at everything, and hates T.V.
Ike Broslofki: Kyle's adopted brother. Ike is Canadian, so that explains why he loofs like a trash can. He gets kicked by Kyle a lot, and is called a dildo by Cartman.
Mr. Hankey: Even though he only appeared on one episode, people made a big deal out of him. He's a Christmas Poo, and no matter what religion you are, he brings you gifts on Christmas.
Elephant: Kyle's pet elepahnt. He has had sex with Fluffy, and is too big for Kyle to keep, but right now we don't know where he is.
Wendy Testeburger: She is Stan's sweetheart. Stan is in love with her, and Stan barfs on her a lot. She likes nature a lot, and dolphins too. She hates Cartman, and never wants Stan to be taken away.
Bebe: Bebe is Wendy's best friend, and doesn't do that much...yet. She helps Wendy out, and that's about it.
Mefesto: He is a genetical engineer and splices genes with other animals. His 4-assed monkey and bunny-fish are popular in South Park, and he created mutant Turkey's, clone of Stan, and other stuff.
Kevin: He's Mefesto's sidekick and just follows him around and dresses like him. He doesn't say anything, and doesn't do much. Les Claypool: He's the lead singer of Primus and he sings the South Park Theme at the begining of every episode.
Mr. Garrisson and Mr. Hat: Mr. Garrisson is the teacher of South Park Elementary. He acts gay, but we don't know yet if he is. Mr. Hat is Mr. Garrisson's sidekick, and teaches the children, but Mr. garrisson's hand is always up Mr. Hat's ass.
Mr. Mackey: He is the school counselour. I think he has been on enough episodes to be called a "Main Charachter." He thinks drugs are bad, and tries to cheer boys up ever since his debut on A South Park Christmas.
Mrs. Crabtree: She drives the school bus and always threatens the kids and yells, "Sit Down and Shut Up!!!!" all the time. She also doesn't hear everything that is said to her.
Local Priest: He's a bad priest, and always says stuff, but doesn't do much.
Terrance: Terrance is the star of a Canadian show called "Terrance and Phillip," about two people who fart on other people. They have a movie that was on HBC called "Not without my Anus," and is very funny. He also has scored with Celene Dion.
Phillip: As of above, he is the other star of "Terrance and Phillip," and farts on people a lot too. He also likes to eat Craft Dinner, and help out Terrance.
Principal Victoria:She is the principal of South Park Elementry, and tries to set things straight a lot.
Alien: One of the many alien's that live in South Park.
Jesus Christ: The son of God. He has a South Park public Access show called "Jesus and Pals" and answers viewers questions.
Mayor McDaniels: The Mayor of South Park, and everything that happens in South park, she always tries to turn it into a way to get more people to live or visit South Park and not be called a piss-ass white mountain town.
Pip: Everybody hates Pip: He's British, but everyone calles him Frenchy. His parents are dead, and he sucks.
Officer Barbrady: He's the only Law of the town. He keeps things straight, and tells people to move along and that there's nothing to see here. He used to be Eliteit, but then he learned to read, but never wants to read again in his life after reading, "Atlas Shrugged." |