The Simpsons season 14The fourteenth season on DVD? check:  The fourteenth season episode guideTree House of Horror XIII / season 14 - episode 1
The series begins its 14th season, tying it with Ozzie and Harriet as TV's longest-running comedy, with its annual Halloween trilogy. In the first story, a magical new hammock enables Homer Simpson to "Send In the Clones," a small army of duplicates that he happily dispatches to do chores, until one kills Flanders. Next is "The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms," in which Springfield is invaded by a posse of cowboy zombies led by Billy the Kid, prompting Homer to go back in time to save the day. In the finale, the family ships out for "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," where they become guinea pigs in experiments to cross humans with animals.
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation / season 14 - episode 2
Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer teach Homer Simpson a thing or two about music when he attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp. As a gift from his family, Homer joins Apu, Barney, Otto and Chief Wiggum for a week of training in the complete rock-star lifestyle, "without the lawsuits and the STDs," says Mr. Jagger, who leads a session on "Inducing Crowd Frenzy." There are also workshops on slinging guitars; plowing through groupies and paparazzi; and songwriting, where Homer gets on Tom Petty's nerves. But one rockin' week is not enough for Homer, who wangles an invitation to join his instructors for a benefit concert.
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade / season 14 - episode 3
Lisa Simpson's high score on an achievement test gets her promoted to the third grade, the same class as Bart Simpson when he's demoted for his low score.
Large Marge / season 14 - episode 4
Feeling she's put on some unneeded weight, Marge Simpson take a trip to the plastic surgeon for a quick 'tummy tuck.' Operations get mixed up and when all is said and done, Marge walks out with much more ample boozems. Upon receiving more attention, she decides to keep the rack intact , but as she soon discovers, the attention is from the wrong people.
Helter Shelter / season 14 - episode 5
The Simpsons participate in a reality show called "1895 Challenge," in which they live without modern conveniences. When ratings start to sink, the producers add a celebrity — David L. Lander from Laverne & Shirley.
The Great Louse Detective / season 14 - episode 6
He's baaaack! Kelsey Grammer returns as venerable criminal Sideshow Bob, whose deep-rooted hatred for Bart Simpson is set aside as he tries to find out who's trying to kill...Homer Simpson? Apparently someone is out to get Homer J., who barely escapes after a shadowy figure locks him in a spa steam room. Seeing the need for someone who understands a murderous mind, Chief Wiggum calls on the incarcerated Bob, who moves in with the Simpsons to keep close tabs on the intended target. When Bob asks why someone might want to do Homer harm, he's taken aback by Homer's response: "I'm a people person...who drinks."
Special Edna / season 14 - episode 7
Bart Simpson nominates Mrs. Krabappel for Teacher of the Year, netting the family a trip to the awards show in Orlando, where Little Richard is to present the prize.
The Dad Who Knew Too Little / season 14 - episode 8
Dad Who Knew Too Little: After his insensitive birthday gift to Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson hires a PI to dig up information on her so he can know her better. But there's a problem with the bill.
Strong Arms of the Ma / season 14 - episode 9
After a mugging, Marge Simpson becomes agoraphobic, until she starts weight training, which turns her into a buff bully who enters a bodybuilding contest.
Pray Anything / season 14 - episode 10
Coincidences lead Homer Simpson to believe he's got a direct prayer line to God, which doesn't stop him from suing when he falls at church. Lisa Simpson Leslie has a cameo.
Barting Over / season 14 - episode 11
Bart Simpson sues for divorce from his parents in the series' 300th episode. The catalyst for the courtroom confrontation is a videotape that Bart finds in the garage, showing him as a baby in a TV commercial for a product that prevents bad breath in infants. What's even more jarring, the fourth grader formerly known as "Baby Stink Breath" learns that Homer Simpson has spent all the residuals earned from the spot. Furious, Bart hires an attorney, and a judge (Jane Kaczmarek) grants him his emancipation, as well as financial support from Homer. That allows Bart to move into his own loft, where his neighbors include music group Blink 182 and skateboarder Tony Hawk.
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can / season 14 - episode 12
Spelling champ Lisa Simpson makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal; Homer Simpson joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product.
A Star is Born-Again / season 14 - episode 13
Marisa Tomei plays a movie star who falls for Flanders enough to move to Springfield when he disdains going Hollywood. Cameos: producer-director James L. Brooks, author Helen Fielding (Bridget Jones's Diary).
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington / season 14 - episode 14
The airport planes are rerouted to directly over the Simpsons house and the family has instant trouble coping with the loud noise. In an effort to get the path back to where it was, the family convinces Krusty to run for Congress so he can change it back. The plan works as Krusty is elected but while trying to pass a bill, he learns that surviving in the political world proves harder than it looks.
C.E. D'oh! / season 14 - episode 15
When Homer Simpson is shut down by Marge Simpson on Valentine's Day, he enrolls himself in a course aimed at achieving success. The class sheds new light on Homer who learns skills which he uses to his advantage. First order of business is taking over SNPP. After outsmarting Mr. Burns, Homer is able to move up in the ranks and take over the plant. Firing his boss and being the head of a major corporation seem good at first until he realizes he's neglecting what's really important in his life-his family.
Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky / season 14 - episode 16
It's a case of Idle, not Idol, mania. Eric Idle plays pompous documentarian Declan Desmond, who's filming A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary. Lisa Simpson may be its best pupil, but Declan declares that her diverse interests show a lack of focus and make her a "buffet-style intellectual." That criticism prompts Lisa to embrace astronomy as a career path. But when Springfield's night lights prevent her from gazing at the sky, Lisa successfully lobbies to have them dimmed. However, a resulting crime wave spawns a public backlash that Mayor Quimby quells by restoring even brighter illumination, making a decent night's sleep a dim memory for the increasingly neurotic townspeople.
Three Gays of the Condo / season 14 - episode 17
Homer Simpson digs up a note from the past in which Marge Simpson expresses her hatred for Homer. Taking this as a sign that the two should never have been married, Homer moves out and shacks up with a pair of homosexuals. Homer enjoys the new lifestyle causing a chance to hook back up with Marge slim to none.
Dude, Where's My Ranch? / season 14 - episode 18
After David Byrne turns Homer Simpson's anti-Flanders song into a monster hit, the family vacations at a dude ranch, where Lisa Simpson falls in love with a wrangler (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), and Homer and Bart Simpson rescue Native Americans from beavers.
Old Yeller Belly / season 14 - episode 19
Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson (and the Amish) build a new tree house in the Simpsons backyard. While throwing a house warming party, the tree house catches fire leaving an injured Homer inside. Santa's Little Helper fails to be a hero choosing to pull a turkey out of the fire rather than his owner. After being saved by Snowball II, Homer acts harsh towards the cowardly mutt claiming "I have no dog." The 2 second remark costs the Simpsons big when SLH is chosen to be the new Duff mascot and the dog's previous owner comes back to claim what's his. With a crisis on their hands, the Simpsons work together on getting their pet back, and helping Duffman get his old job back.
Brake My Wife, Please / season 14 - episode 20
After packing his car full with accessories, Homer Simpson's less than perfect driving causes his license to be revoked. Marge Simpson has problems carrying the driving load who now has to chauffer the whole family. Now that he's not behind the wheel, Homer regains (that is, if he ever had) his joy for walking. An angered and somewhat jealous Marge finds herself unknowingly attempting to hurt Homer. Homer works on doing nice things in order to piece together is torn marriage.
The Bart of War / season 14 - episode 21
Seeking mischief, Bart Simpson and Milhouse invade the Flanders' house and raid Ned's secret room full of Beatles memorabilia. As punishment, the troublemaking duel are sentenced to complete supervision. Coincidentally, Bart and Milhouse join feuding after school groups-the Pre-Teen Braves and Calviray Kids respectively. All friendships are put aside in the battle of community service.
Moe Baby Blues / season 14 - episode 22
Moe's 'no reason to live' attitude takes a u-turn, when he saves Maggie Simpson and considered a hero by the town. Maggie instantly takes a shine to the gruff bartender so Moe becomes a full time babysitter. Homer Simpson disapproves of the relationship seeing Maggie's father figure isn't him. When the 2 year old Simpson sneaks out and gets caught in-between battling mafia groups, Homer and Moe must put their differences aside and find Maggie before it's too late.
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